Hey uhh...can I ask you something?
Big bro:
Yeah sure what's up?I'm just curious
Do you know anyone called Jungkook??Big bro:
Oh yeah
I've got a pretty close friend called Jungkook actually
Why do you ask?No reason
Big bro:
You sure?
Because that seems oddly specific? 👀Yeah it doesn't matter
Thanks tho :)Big bro:
Sure...
Any time...__________________________________
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_________________________________Juancock:
Heyyyyyyyyyy
I got a new haircut :))What?
When?
Please say you haven't shaved it all offJuancock:
What if I did? 👀
Do you think I look good with this hair??
That why you don't want me to get rid of it? 👀👀Shut up lmao
Stop being cockyJuancock:
Just sayin 😌But...
You didn't shave it
Right?Juancock:
No ofc not
WellWell what?
Juancock:
Maybe the back and sidesWhat
Send me a picJuancock:
Damn
Missing my face already?Shut up
Juancock:
Okay please don't kill me 😳What do you think?
Hot
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It looks goodJuancock:
Really?
I'm not really sure about it :/No it looks great :)
Trust me if it looked like shit then I'd tell you lmaoJuancock:
Haha thanks ig
Also
You wanna know something weirdOdd subject change but sure lol
Juancock:
Okay so my friend Jimin just texted me saying that his sister was asking about me
For one I didn't even know he has a sisterOh really?
How weirdJuancock:
Ikr
I just assumed it must be another JungkookYou sure there's no other girls that you know who it could possibly be? 👀
Juancock:
No not really
The only girl who I speak to properly is you :)Well
Must just be a coincidence then lolJuancock:
Yeah probably
But other than that, how's your day been?Pretty good ig
Juancock:
GoodWhat about you?
Juancock:
Well the woman who cut my hair kept hitting on me whilst she was workingDoesn't surprise me
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I would
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Really?Juancock:
Yeah
At one point she asked for my numberOh nice
What did you say?Juancock:
I said noWhat?
Why?Juancock:
Because you were the first person who came to mind when she asked
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I still don't know how I feel yet...
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Idk
She was pretty n all but
I guess I just wasn't feeling itWell then
Never in my life did I ever think I'd be hearing that the infamous Jungkook would turn down a chance with a girl 😳Juancock:
Surprise ig?
Lol Taehyung's probably gonna kill me for saying noWhy lol?
Juancock:
Because his theory is that even if I don't like the girl, I should either get their number to give to him, or just straight up give them his number but say it's mineSo you're like his wingman?
Juancock:
At this point...
Basically yeah
I've gotten him most of the dates he's ever been on
He never seems to get very far with them thoughWhy's that?
Juancock:
Well you see normally when you go on a date with someone you've just met, you tend to be yourself but in a more calm and civil way if that makes any sense
Kinda like you're going to a job interview
But Taehyung's problem, he tends to get a bit comfortable too quick
He has quite a strong personality
Flirty, forward but also quite goofyHe sounds charming
Juancock:
Not when he starts acting like a total crackhead the first time you meet him
Ig girls just find him a little intimidating lolMy honest opinion is that he just hasn't found the right girl yet
Juancock:
What do you mean?Well if girls find his crazy side intimidating, find him a girl who's the same
A girl who also tends to get a bit comfortable too quickJuancock:
Tbh I never thought about it like that
I'll have to talk to him about itAnd whilst you're doing that
I'm gonna get some sleep :))
Goodnight Jungkook, I'll talk to you tomorrowJuancock:
Night Teddy!
Sleep well :)Imma be honest when I first saw Jungkook's new haircut I didn't really like it very much but I gotta admit it's slowly starting to grow on me a little 😳
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