𝙏𝙐𝘼 || five x reader imagines

introduction

hewwo, so lets get this over with shall we?

wAIT

heres sum of mah fav lines of five ahaha yes i luv him sm
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'what a disturbing glimpse to that thing you call a brain'

'hey assholes'

'i dont think im better than you, i know i am'

'Im the four frickin' horseman"

'you know whats funny? i'm going to puberty, huh. twice'

'ask me again and i'll burn you with a cigarette lighter'

'don't answer- that was purely rhetorical'

'im starting to wonder if that was the wisest desiscion'

'i'd ask what you're up to klaus, but then it occured to me. I dont care'

'who do i gotta kill to get a decent cup of coffee?'

'an entire square block. 42 bedrooms, 19 bathrooms but not a single drop of coffee.'

'I literally just did this yesterday- well, my yesterday not your yesterday'

'nice dress'

'Id rather chew off my own foot'

'The kid wants coffee. Black.'

and finally

'that's one badass stapler'

lmao i luv him oki go ahead now read this shiz skskkssk