DeKu!?

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Iida added Todoroki and 17+

Iida- Hello class! I have decided that making a group chat will be very necessary for work and studying.

Kaminari- U FOOL! AS IF WE WOULD USE THIS CHAT FOR 'WoRk'!

Jiro- Hes not wrong tho..

kaminari changed jiro to
Musicbitch.

Kaminari changed kaminari to pikachu.

Musicbitch- I'm not even gonna argue.

Todoroki- its 2 in the fucking morning.

Pikachu changed Todoroki to half n'half.

Bakuguo- for once dunce face is useful.

Pikachu changed bakuguo to explosionboi.

Explosionboi- u better run

Midoriya- can u guys shut up please I was in the middle of a phone call with the villa- I mean my mom!( ⊙‿⊙)

Explosionboi- Deku I know this is virtual but that doesn't mean that- u know what, not even gonna argue.

Uraraka- what do u mean?

Pikachu changed Uraraka to Kriby1.0

Kirby1.0- (^)

Explosionboi- this is gonna sound so fucking weird coming from me but, when deku is online hes a fucking badass.

Kirishima- plz do explain.

Explosionboi- hes like mineta me, depression, and memes mixed up together.

Pikachu- hes like the best friend I never knew I needed
(ㄒoㄒ)

Explosionboi- basically but dont fuck with him, he will literally kill u

Midoriya- u dont know Jack shit bout me, kacchan

Kirby1.0-...

Iida-...

Momo-...

Pikachu- OMG! Hes everything!!! Can we keep him?!

Pikachu- also more people hehe.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pikachu changed momo to mom

Pikachu changed Iida to racecar

Pikachu changed midoriya to badass

Badass- I like it, ur on my 'I Actually give 2 fucks about' list.

Pikachu- u here that! He gives 2 fucks about me!

Explosionboi- shut it dunce face.

Kirishima- guys something is wrong with midoriya

Kirby1.0- ???

Kirishima- I was passing by his dorm and I heard him yelling and cursing at his phone I think he said something like 'FUCK YOU DABI! I HOPE U BURN IN HELL! AS A MATTER OF FACT UR ALREADY BURNT AS HELL!'

Half n'half- did he say dabi...

Badass- y the hell is u all in my business! Yes I said dabi. Half n'half bastard if u wanna talk to him come to my dorm. If anyone follows I will cut ur throats.

Kriby1.0- is that even deku anymore...?
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(In dekus dorm)

"Come in!"
"Midoriya! Do you know dabi?!"
"Indeed I do! Hes apart of the villain league, his real name is toya Todoroki, aka your brother. Hes been wanting to talk to you. Here's his number, you can go talk to him in your dorm."
"Thank you so much, midoriya!"
"No problem!"
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(Back on the group chat)

Mina- I just woke up. What happened.

Pikachu- to much to explain.

Pikachu changed mina to AlienQween

AlienQween- yaayy!!!

Mineta- guys I have a question? And I'm not tryna sound perverted or anything but if hagakure doesn't were clothes when she's in her hero costume, and shes fighting someone, what if they end up touching her boobs or something?

Pikachu- bro I've thought the same thing!

Badass- I would like to answer that question. That has happen to me....many times. It will very much happen....

Hagakure- He's not wrong. It has happened before. It felt nice ngl

Badass- Meet me in my dorm in 5?

Hagakure- sure thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Badass- see you in 5.

Pikachu changed Hagakure to Invisibitch

Mom- is midoriya about to have a one night stand with Hagakure...?

Mineta- what the actual fuck. How does he do it?!

Explosionboi- that's deku for you.

Pikachu changed mineta to classPerv

Classperv- Is he wrong tho?

Pikachu- nope.

Jiro- Nope.

Kirishima- HOLY SHIT GUYS! I just heard moans coming from dekus room!

Explosionboi- me too...

Pikachu- same...

Jiro- u guys. Deku is literally fucking hagakure.

Racecar- I want to go to his dorm to tell him about his bad behavior but.....his room door is wide open....I can see from the end of the hall. And all hear are moans...

Explosionboi- why do I feel jealous...

Pikachu- of deku...OR HAGAKURE!?

explosionboi- OF DEKU! U FUCKER!

kirishima- is bakuguo in love with dekubro!?

Explosionboi- N-NO

In midoriyas dorm
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"A-AAH~ F-FASTER DADDY!~"
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Group chat

Pikachu- HOLY SHIT! HAGAKURE JUST CALLED DEKU DADDY!

Explosionboi- THATS IT IM GOING TO HIS DORM!

racecar- BAKUGUO DO NOT! MIDORIYA JUST YELLED "I'm about to cum" AND HAGAKURE YELLED AFTER "I can't believe I was able to handle 9 inches" AND NOW I SEE FLOATING CLOTHES LEAVING HIS ROOM!

Classperv- H-holy crap...midoriyas 9 inches....

Explosionboi- W-wh- I dont know what to say....you know what. BAKUSQUAD MEETING!

Kirishima- guys he just called a meeting for the first time. It must be important.

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