SCRATCHED (Failed!Scratch Homestuck AU)

Act 1: Arc 1: Chapter 1: John

>̶̛̜̟͚̮̝̠̹̘̬̹̯̲̰̤̗͈̹̪͎̄̓̽̾͑͌̌́͐̅́͌́̂͘ ̵̖̦͗͑͗̋̑͋Ḛ̵̛̙͚̰̀̉̍̓̈͌̀̒̏̂͝ẋ̸̨̤̻͚̟͕̜̳̹̻̍̄̇̈́̄͊̏͐̔͆̀͘ą̶̛̠̠̭͔͒͑m̶̡̧̛̬͎̬̭̳̑̈́̊̇̀͋̎̒͋͆̀͘i̸̧̨̨̛̼̖̗̙̼̠̻̅̍̓̂̓͋̈̿̐͒̌̚n̴̰̄̾͗̋̏͆̌̔͒̔̉͒̈͘͝ę̵̛̛͙̠̱̼̳̣̂̈́͑̀́̿̀͝ ̶̛̭̤̘̯͖̥͚̮͔͐͆̓̕ȑ̵̨̨͉̟̬̟̭̤͔̫̜̎̇̀̂͒̈́́̎́̿̈́̊̕͜o̶̺̪̜̮͍̦͚̤̜̙̯̭̞̹͍̭͙͌̽͆̈́̕̚ỡ̸̛̠̠͕̞̬͍͐̽̀̈́͆͒͜m̷̢̯͔̪̭̼̯̺̲̱͔̭̖͐͑̀̊̈́͂̒̊̅͘͠͠.̴̡̤̮̍̿̋͐͂̇̂̇̾͗̿̕͝

Your name is J̷͙̱̈O̷͈͂̚H̸͖͋̆N̶̘̓̽. As was previously mentioned it is your B̴̐ͅI̷̧̧͊́R̵̠̪͗̌T̸͉͇̂͆H̵͖̐̋͜D̶̛̥̈́A̸̤̳̓͌Y̴̟͉̽̇. A number of C̵̺̞̾Ȁ̵̧͔̾K̷̬̪̕E̵͛̕ͅŜ̴̟̻ are scattered about your room. You have a variety of Ȋ̶͖̋N̴͎̈ͅT̸͖͈́E̷̬͋R̴̬̈̄E̸̥͉̊̐S̵̻͚͑T̷̖̞͊̍S̵̲͛̎. You have a passion for R̷̘͛̀ͅĔ̶̯̩A̵͇̻̓Ļ̶̀Ĺ̸̪̏Y̴̯̠͑͛ ̸͎͎̓T̶͙͍̓E̵̞̬͠R̶̢̘͂̚Ŕ̸̦͝I̵̝̹̅B̶͓̞͌̓L̴̠̼̀̏Ê̸̦̈́ ̶͈̿͘M̴̤̊O̴̟͝V̷̗̙́̌Í̸͓̕Ȇ̷͓͓S̷̯͠. You like to program computers but you are NOT Ṇ̸̇͜Ọ̴̀T̶͚̀ ̷̛͓̺̏V̴͓̐E̵͔̕Ṙ̸̬̭̇Y̶͚͕͐͆ ̸̝̣̃̽G̴̲̰̍Ó̶̖̬̓O̷̹̿̏D̷̻̥́ ̸̩̺͌̎Á̵̘͊Ţ̷̎̃ ̵̰̄͌ͅÌ̷͔͆T̴͛̈́͜. You have a fondness for P̸̤͋̏A̶̧̓R̸̰̽A̴̜͉͊̈́N̴͍͍̈́̾Ơ̵̩Ŕ̷͇͊ͅM̸̘͒À̵̭Ĺ̷̠̮̄ ̵̢̱̉L̷͓͗̚Ǫ̸́R̴̦̔́E̴͔̋, and are an aspiring Ȃ̶̟͕M̶͔͍̽̅A̵̝̔̋Ṯ̵͍͗̊È̵̹͇̀Ú̴̠Ŕ̶̢ ̵͚̌̍M̸̦̯͋̾Ȧ̸̟̹Ǧ̸̡͓Ȋ̶̱̈C̷͇͇͆͆Ỉ̴̭̈A̸͚͌Ṇ̴̖̇͐. You also like to play G̶̨̧̛̠͉̫͚̗̥͉̤͙̝̣̖̩̠̻͍̎̏̀͊́̓͘͘͜Ą̶̢̧̨̙̜̖̦͕̺̘͉̣̪̅͆̿̈̅͗͆̊̈͜͝M̶̢̨̛͇̰͓͍͖̫̻̺̾̈́̄̒͛͐̈͐̇E̷̢̨̢̢̛͕̖̝̠̝̝̘͔̲̯̣͍͈͓̬͖͕̰̰͕̼̫͉̮͗̅̒̽͋͂̔͗̒͐͊̍̅͌̀̅̉̓͐̃̑̍̀̈́̚͜͜ͅͅS̶̢̟͇̖͓̹͔̙̈́̇̔̓̈̿͑̈́͜͠ sometimes.

W̴̝̣͙͝h̷͓̙̐a̷̦͎͈̐͊t̵̼͓́͑́ ̴̥́̀w̵̗͖͜͠ĩ̴̥̝̑l̸̹̗̓̏ĺ̴̛̘ ̷̬̗̩̀̑̆y̷̦̦̖̔ō̵̧̲̫͐u̷̺͖͍̾ ̸͈̥͆͂d̵͔͚̍̍o̴̻͐̕?̷̬̔͛̄
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> J̶̳̙͚͖̦͕̞̬̀̊͜o̶͖͚̗͓͕̬̖̭̣͙͕̼̮͚͌̍̂͂̄ͅͅh̸̡̺̥̯̭͈̹̅̀̿̈́̒͂̋̀̂̓̅͂̓͘͝͝͠͝n̴̻̻͙̭̺͈̱̳̙̬͛̄̿͊̀̋͛̉̽̓̑̄̈́̐̚͝͠:̸̛̯̦͕̳̠̖̰̘͍́̂̐̏͆̑̃̋̋̃̒̿͘̚ ̸̨̗͙͉̯͔̣̰͈̖̝̤̐̈́̑̈́̈̂̽̎̍̏̒̓̄̍͝͝ͅQ̵̣̣̦̭͋̀̍̇̚͜u̴̡̡̞̩̥̅̿̊̈́̈́͑͌̀̈͋̿͝ḯ̵̢̬̼̩͍̣͍̖̠̦͈͍̗͓̮̺̱̲c̶̛̪̔͆̒̏̀̆̔k̶̨̡̪̯̖̩̩̩̘͔͈̋́͘͝ͅḷ̶͈̟̟̹̙̀̿͒̔̒̋͂̀͠y̷̤̪̪̤̭̩̑̄̿̆̍͜ ̷̫̺̌̌̂̀̏̀͛͠͝͠ṟ̸̡̱͎͔̭͙͇̯͇̼͙̺͔͔̜̪̐̏͐͒̉̄̒̂̋͗͜͜͝ȇ̵̛̱͕͚̰̑͊̈̿̈̓̽̉̊̂̓͘͘ͅţ̶̬̟̈́̇̈́͛̀̀̒̍ŗ̸̡̥̼͍̦̝͎̙̳̈́̾͜͝ȉ̵̦͉͉̼̲̳͖͉͖͕̥̠̄͗̍ȩ̵̨̧̮̣̭͇̗͖͈͉̹͈̥̦̙̮́̇͐͆̀̊̍̕͜v̶̝͙̲̫̥̬͍̘̮̩̯͈͎̫̜̯̆͋̏̒̊̆̕e̵̢̞͍̮̭̱̳͖̅́́̀̒͐̓̈́͗ ̶̧̢̥̥̱̹̌̇͑̈́a̶̳̣͝r̴̡̧͔̪̯̱̼̺͓͍͕͈̝̱̭̋̍́̉̅̓̏̏̅̚m̷̢̡̭̱̼̟̣̞͈̼̙̭̦̈́͊̌̾͗͂̐͐̀̀͊̊̈́͑̈͆̚͝͝s̸͇̰̬͂̉̉́̒̆͋̈́̅̏̚͘͝ ̵̮͉͍͚̘̤̰͝f̵̡̡̜̟̮͉̺͍̝̮̻̯̲̝͂̿̋̊̃̒̂̇̽̐̒̇̃͘͠͠r̶̥͖͍͆̓͝ͅo̵̰̗̻͗̑̑͊̔̾̔̾̈͐̓̍̕͜͝͠͝m̶̬̜̺͓͑́̔͆̊͊͗́̈̍̿́̓̐̏̈́͗̚͜ ̵̖̥̳̼̦̖̻͍̬̪̂̉̓̆̀̇̅̓̀̆́̈́̈́́̃͘͜͝͝͠d̴̨̗͔͚̘̯͎̣͛͗͐͒̉́͌̓̓͋̈̓̀̄r̷̨̧̛͓͚̯͈̄̌̈́̕͜a̸̧̟̮̬͎͓̲̺̯̰͚̦̙̼̰̱͗͗͗̋ẁ̶̧̛̙͙͖̠͙̐̽͆̒̆̌͒̆̓̏̈̍̐͠e̷̡̡̛̛̫̣̮̻̰̬̅̐̂͊̔̎̎̓̀̑̓͜͠r̶̡̩̤̖̭̱͓̮̳̈̉̃́̇̅̔͘ͅͅ.̶̫̹͙̘̟͙̓ͅ
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What?

This feels f̸͉̠̒͛̄͝Ạ̷̀͆M̴̮̫̝͓̽̐̓͛i̷̡̐L̸̢̗̰̇̀̽͘î̸̯͓̱̰̿A̷͎͑Ŕ̸͎͑̍̀

What's going on?
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> ̵̨̪͈̯̙͖̏̎̈͗̔̃́̄̂J̴̛̖̼̤̞̔̅̽̋ͅͅọ̵̥͔̜̓͌͊͂͂̒̽̈͂́͝ḣ̶̡̢̼̪̲̳͖͕͓͙͒̍̂́͝n̵̩͖̳̻͗̿̾̇̽͑̀̽̾̀̕͜͜͝:̴͙͇̟̪̮̪͇̍̌̇̆ ̷̟̺͍̙̗͓̭̟͓̈́͐͂R̷̛͎̟͋͒͆͝ȩ̴̢̨͕̟͉̫͈̜̓̍͝͠t̸̡͙̗̬̩̫̦͉̯̩̟̓̋̇̒͘̕r̸̗̣̘̗̺̫͇̯̖̣̤̟͛̒i̷̡̧̞̠̫̳͙̍̾̈́̇̆̀̓̿̈́̀͝e̷̠̞͂̏̐̊͗̈́͛̃͘͝v̸̰͆͗̓ȩ̶̛̖͚̦̮̱̖̺͍̹̊̌̊͋̊̊͘͝ ̶̨̳͍̫̙̦̖̟́͂̐̈́̅̈̎͝á̷̢̢̨̡̛̬͖̞̠̣͍͇͇̦͂̃̎̏̑͌̐̈́̕͘r̴̰̝̠̆͑̕ḿ̵̼̆̄̍͌̌̓͋̒͝s̶͎͚̱̙̠̼̩͂̎̑͒̑̋̀ ̸̧̛̥̲̩̦͖̤̓̎̒̾͒͌̀̀̎̾͜f̷̛̦̺̭̺͎̃̈́̈́̎̚r̷͓̤̝̺̟̦̳̩̾̇͒̃̀ͅơ̵̬̲͌̀̉̓̀͆͒͝m̴̪͙͙̯̳͐͂̓̈́̃̎̎͝͠ ̷̢̩̬̗̝̒d̶̢̖̦̦̜̋̿͌̈́̒̑͗͋̚r̵̛̩̰̓̋a̷̳̳̜̖͎̣̳̠̗̺̒̒̔ẅ̶̲̖́ȩ̸̪͍͔͕̻̾̉̈́̎̇͆̎̓̓r̷͔͍̻͍̦̱̪̘͎̂̍̄̑̈̿̌͋͌̆͂͌.̴̱̿̒̐̕
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