(Big spoilers. But of course if you wanna read this and if you don't wanna watch the movie or the musical go right ahead)
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Veronica: ITS A BEAUTIFUL FRICKIN DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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Ram: Heyyyy 'Ronicaaaa~
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H. McNamara: Maybe you should see a doctor heather...
H. Duke: Yeah heather, maybe I should-
Ms Fleming: Ah, Heather and Heather-
H. Duke: Blegggghhhhhhh *vomits*
Ms Fleming: And heather......
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Veronica: Does your mom know you eat all that crap?
JD: Not anymore-
JD: WhEn MoM wAs AliVe—
Veronica: O-O
(That went from 0 too 100 real fast XD)
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JD: VERONICA! OpEn ThE, oPeN tHe dOoR pLeAsE!
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H. Chandler: Tell her to stop touching my stuff! Veronica? VERONICA!!
Veronica: SHUT UP HEATHER!
H. Duke: YOU SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE TO SHUT UP ANYMORE! *raises H. Chandler's red scrunchie*
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McNamara: Look who's with her. OH MY GAWD!
All Heathers: Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang!!!
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Veronica: OMG I JUST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!
JD: And your worst enemy-
Veronica: SAME. DIFFERENCE.
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JD: My problems were myriad
Veronica: I wAs HaViNg My PeRiOd-
Veronica:
Veronica: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Veronica: hahaha....haha...ha... *realizes H. Chandler is still dead*
OHMAGAD!!!
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Ram and Kurt: RaM aNd I DiEd BeCaUsE wE hAd To HiDe OuR gAy FoRbiDDeN LoVe FrOm ThIs MiSaPpRoVinG wOrLd!
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H. Chandler: AAAAAAAAA!! I RAISED YOU UP FOR NOTHING! AND WHATS MY THANKS?! I GET PAID IN PUKE!!!
Veronica: OH LICK IT UP BABY!
LICK.
IT.
UP.
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Nobody:
H. Chandler: WeLL F*Ck Me GeNtLy WiTh A cHaInSaW—
