106: *Eats it alone* Non.
5205: *Erases the gun* No. Suicide is not an option.
166: You too.
5205: You weren't supposed to say that, now all destroyers will try to kill you, congratulations!
Author: Guten Tag Gevon5566600, ich hoffe dass wir im Stande sein zu zusammenarbeiten ohne Probleme werden. Leider, spreche ich nicht fleßend Deutsch, denn ich kann einige Fehler machen.
682: What are you talking about? You won't catch me for your trap! I won't pay any alimony! I don't have any children!
Author: If NASA accepts me as an astronaut and I pass all tests, then sure.
990: It is not a big deal for me.
Author and 5205: *Are resistant*
5205: Because she wanted to be a pervert today, and I don't want to be a pedophile... *Gives Lucy her normal form*
953: What about me?
5205: Alright. *Gives 953 her normal form*
953: Now... Author shouldn't be mad if I use him for my personal requests, so...
Author: No, no and one more time, no!
953: Why not?
Author: Because everyone has turned into a baby and I have to take care od them! 682, 096 and 049-J will be like this for this Ask and one more, and everyone else except us will be like this for three Ask&Dares!
Bright: Ohh Yes! I have got a perfect idea! "The room of pleasure with SCP-953 and Author"
953: Yes!
Author: No!
953: Hmm, fine, it has to be short anyway, and I don't like when fun ends too quickly.
Author: I thought that I am the first person that you like!
953: Because you are. But if I start, I don't want to end after 5 minutes. I want at least one full hour.
Author: I have no words...
5205: How about we make a parody od Godzilla with SCP-682?
682: Sounds good to me.
Everyone else: We agree.
*Few hours later*
5205: Ok, that was perfect.
Bright: I agree. Even if he is small, he looks amazing.
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Ask/Dare SCPs and author
FanfictionSCPs who you can ask questions: SCP-001 "Scarlet King" SCP-001 "Gate Guardian" SCP-035 SCP-049 SCP-049-J SCP-053 SCP-066 SCP-073 SCP-076 SCP-079 SCP-085 SCP-096 SCP-105 SCP-106 SCP-131 SCP-166 SCP-173 SCP-191 SCP-353 SCP-457 SCP-529 SCP-68...
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