Aries: Will kill someone to protect their friends
Taurus: Will hit you with a stick but that's as far as it's gonna go
Gemini: Capable of starting a war
Cancer: Kinda sorta evil but not really
Leo: Thinks they're evil but no
Virgo: Secretly stabbing you in their mind
Libra: Tries to be a peacemaker but usually fails
Scorpio: Actually very sweet, unlike the stereotype (screw stereotypes anyway)
Sagittarius: The most evil but nobody realizes
Capricorn: Sugar, spice, and everything nice
Aquarius: Satan
Pisces: Blames it on somebody else
