Aries: I'M NOT ALWAYS MAD OMG WHAT IS THE AUTHOR'S PROBLEM
Taurus: Okay eating is great and all but cmon that's exaggeration
Gemini: LOL I love how I have 23049 personalities
Cancer: Ugh I'm always emotional in this book, cmon
Leo: Hey I'm not that much of a jerk but I AM funny *hairflip x2*
Virgo: Stop shipping me with cAPRICORN
Libra: Yes I am very nice, although seriously, I'm not THAT much of a flirt
Scorpio: Lol everyone's scared of me
Sagittarius: YAS I LOVE DOING THAT AND THAT OH AND YAS I JUST PRANKED EVERYONE YEET
Capricorn: WHY AM I ALWAYS A BOY?!?!?!?!!!
Aquarius: Ya yeet although I'm more hyper than portrayed but like
Pisces: They think I'm innocent and cute? LOL lies
