Peppa loves Boris Johnson. She runs through the door of 10 Downing Street, and finds him there, lazing on the sofa like a pile of shit watching a James charles youtube video. Peppa sits down next to him, and 2 minutes later...
They're on the floor, having sex. "Wow, Peppa, what a beautiful 🐱 you have!" Says Boris.
"Thank you my dear BoJo, your dick is perfect, and hard, are you having a boner dear?" Peppa replies.
"Yes, my darling, you really turn me on" Boris says.
Then something VERY UNEXPECTED happens...
Peppa looks up and she sees a camera, pointing towards them on the living room floor...
THEY ARE HAVING SEX...
ON *LIVE TV*
So Peppa is immediately arrested...
