~~~<Modern AU: Arcaea>~~~

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=^w^= TIMESKIP- 8:10A.M =^w^=

In school

Sting:  YOUR SON JUST SPELT HIS NAME OUT WITH HIS OWN PISS ON OUR BATHROOM WALL

Rogue: You mean our son

Sting: He's your son when he fucks up

Laxus: The hell did I just walk in on?

Gajeel: They were watching a video and now they have stuff stuck in their heads

Sting: FFFUUUCCKKK WE'RE 4 HOURS LATER FOR THIS GOD DAMN BULLSHIT

Rogue: Mama wants to go home and get dru- go to sleep

Sting: TIMMY?!

Rogue: Excuse me ma'am, have you seen my son?

Sting: He's about this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk

Gajeel: They've been doing this for the past 15 minutes

Laxus: The hell have you two been watching??

Sting: Nanbaka stuff

Serena: What the fuck is 'Nanbaka'?

Rogue: A comedy anime

Laxus: I remember watching that once
Laxus: Sting wouldn't stop referencing lines after he watched for the first time

Sting: UUUGGGGHHHH the Daisen brothers are amazing give those boys more love please

Rogue: Yes and Houdzuki

Laxus: Who?

Sting: Which ones?

Laxus: All four of them!!

Sting: Seriously?!

Laxus: Yes

Rogue: Honestly

Gajeel: I haven't watched it but I know who they're on about

Laxus: How?

Gajeel: They've shown me images and videos

Sting: No, we spammed you with images and videos

Rogue: Yep

Sting: Fine. You want pictures or do you want them describing

Laxus: Show me the images

Serena: I'm curious to see who the hell you're on about

Laxus: (after seeing the images) Oh those boys

Sting: Yep

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