Me: Alright everyone so I'm sure you're all aware of the current situation we're in so I'm gonna teach you all how to protect yourself from it. First start with-
Bill Cipher: DRINKING LOTS OF BEER!!! WOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!
Me: NO BAD DORITO!!!
Bill Cipher: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!! COME HERE YOU SAD SACK OF-
Dipper: Well while they're fighting I'll be taking over. So first avoid social contact-
Mabel: Sounds like you every day bro
Me and Bill: OH DANGGGGG!!! MY GUY YOU JUST GOT ROASTED!!!
Dipper: I SWEAR TO-
Mabel: I DECLARE WAR!!! AHHHHHH!!!
Ace: Well I guess I'll be taking over then. So you do need to wash your hands for around 20 seconds. Next you have to avoid social contact. Finally keep your hands away from your face. So I hope all of you can stay healthy and safe. I'll see you in the next chapter-
Bill Cipher: WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG!?!?!?
Ace: STOP THE STORY!!! STOP THE STORY-
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Bill Cipher x Dipper
FanfictionThis story is about Bill Cipher falling in love with Dipper Pines after he was freed.
