Hoodie [Sherstrade]

Sunday and Monday (1)

-Sunday, 02:02, twenty minutes since Greg has fallen asleep with his arm wrapped protectively around Sherlock's waist on the sofa-

SHERLOCK HOLMES! YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO FIND OUT THROUGH FACEBOOK! FACEBOOK, SHERLOCK!!!

Molly? What are you talking about? Stop with the CAPS LOCK and start signing your messages again, it's odd to see them without your usually sign. -SH

I am talking about the fact that you are dating Greg, Sherlock! -M

I'm not dating him. -SH

You wore his hoodie! -M

He said if I wore it to the game, I could keep it. It's warm. -SH

You're not dating? -M

No. -SH

Awh. Damn. I was so sure... -M

He doesn't like me like that, Molly. How many times do we need to discuss this? -SH

Until I believe it. Which I never will. -M

So we may as well just discard that idea. -M

I'm 120% sure that he doesn't. -SH

Did he invite you round for pizza and movies again? -M

Yes. -SH

Did he annoy you somehow suggest cuddling to make it up to you again? -M

Yes. -SH

Are you cuddling right now? -M

Yes. -SH

Have you been basically sitting on each other through the movie(s)? -M

Yes. -SH

Sometimes, I want to bash your head repeatedly against a brick wall. -M

Why? -SH

He's obviously fancies the pants off you, Sherlock! Kiss the boy! -M

We've known one another since I was born. This is normal for us. -SH

The cuddling increased suddenly, though, didn't it? Over this past year. -M

He hasn't had a girlfriend in two years. He just likes having some company. -SH

He doesn't cuddle me when we hang out. He doesn't cuddle John. -M

Greg hasn't known either of you as long as he has me. -SH

Are you wearing his hoodie right now? -M

[Delayed] Molly, it's late. I'm going to sleep. -SH

That's a yes. -M

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-Sunday, 11:58, ten minutes after Greg has woken up-

John, oh my God, help me.

Please tell me this isn't another rant about how cute Sherlock looks when he's asleep... -J

I could tell you that, but it would be unture.

Here's what you need to do: grow a pair, wake him up and kiss him like you might die before the end of the day. -J