DickGrayson: Wait what
Cassandra: 👀
BarbaraG: WHO IS GOING FIRST?
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: idk
JasonTODD: someone just fucking go
BarbaraG: Tim go since your the first one to text
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: but I don't wanna
Stephanie1: GO TIM
JasonTODD: YEAH HURRY UP REPLACEMENT I DONT GOT ALL DAY
DukeThomas: take it
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: fine fine uh so what do I talk about?
BarbaraG: your issues and how you feel like no one understands you
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: ok well..
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I don't get why people judge me and assume coffee is bad for me like idk why you people just hurt my feelings for coffee and don't support me enough for it if I'm doing great like my own gf doesn't support me but I don't complain how she adds so much syrup to her waffles and give waffles more attention then me and then the demon spawn is scary cause he just probably doesn't sleep and plans everything like attack me and I swear it's a nightmare like I can beat him but I won't because Bruce will kill me and say he's a 10 year old when really he is mentally a 5 year old potato and then Jason he calls he replacement like I'm his some kind of replacement. I mean he's probably jealous of how I fight and the way I can not sleep while he doesn't beat people up right and don't finish the job but hey we don't complain nah let's just make fun of my lover coffee maker and then there's Dick he's so supportive but a lovely sun and then he's the best brother figure but damn he replaced me with that demon spawn goblin like wth y'all don't support me I'm a nerd and better then Barbara and then there's Cassandra she's my favorite because she's supportive and Duke is okay and everyone is okay but sometimes you guys have weird fetish's or something like what is wrong with you people. I have a math test in the morning so I need to pass that you guys are just jealous of the way I take advantages and attack
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I even spill the tea
JasonTODD: what the... actual... fuck
DickGrayson: I'm sorry Timmy I didn't know like wow I mean
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: DONT TALK TO ME. TALK TO THE HAND MR SUNSHINE. Smh.
BarbaraG: this is a process hm I see
DukeThomas: So steph really adds extra syrup though
Stephanie1: idk what he talking about I uh idk
Damian.Wayne: Doesn't surprise me.
Cassandra: hug.
TimDrakeLovesCoffee: at least someone understands
BarbaraG: thanks I'll be going face to face later on. Now Jason's turn since he texted second.
JasonTODD: seriously?
BarbaraG: JASON JUST DO IT
JasonTODD: fuck fine
JasonTODD: So like I'm sick of everyone's shit for being annoying to the point of wanting to go to the pit and stay there for few minutes to wash out the cringe. Tim is the experienced boy who is a robot and Dick is the boy who is deeply hurt who hides it by being all bright cheerful fuckface and favorites a demon. Kid is adorable and all but can be a little shit head and since his mom saved me and all so I won't be killing the little shit. Then there's stephanie who is like cool and dead robin 2.0 she's cool. Blah blah here and there Duke is normal and Cassandra is awesome. There you happy?
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