Dad and Bambi

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(Don't ask why that picture's up there. Just something I found)

Steve - Hey, Tony. It's me.


??? - Who?!


Steve - Come on, Tony. That's not funny.


??? - Sorry to burst your bubble, but I ain't no 'Tony'


Steve - Oh I must've typed the number in wrong

Steve - Sorry


??? - Meh. It's okay.

??? - So. I'm bored. What should I call you?


Steve - one sec


??? - Are you legit asking someone's advice?


Steve - yes. they said to tell you to call me

Steve - dad


??? - the fuck?


Dad - it's an inside joke that I do not appreciate at all.

Dad - Yeah, I know you can read what I'm texting.


??? - okay?

??? - my friend can see me texting too.

??? - ailfdhfidsfhl

??? - hi it's their friend

??? - call them Bambi

Bambi - One sec


*A few minutes pass*


Bambi - What were you saying?


Dad - I gotta go

Dad - My turn to make dinner

Dad - and if anyone gets on here claiming to be me, it isn't. me.

Dad - I have very nosy roommates


Bambi - oh shit

Bambi - my  aunt's gonna kill me

Bambi - Well

Bambi - it was nice knowing you, Mr. Dad!

Bambi - see ya on the other side

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