Tony
You're on thin [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ing ice, miss (L/n)Sam
Ooooh somebody is in troubleShut your bird beak, Wilson
Sam
I'm blocking you on Twitter againI'll raise an army again
Thor
I've decided I no longer like Earth
Humanity is doomedI'm not gonna argue with that
Peter
That's valid Mr. ThorNat
Thor where are youThor
I locked myself in a supply closet. I've been stabbed 4 times in memory of Loki, been give 10 "magical" goats, and 1 wedding dress thrown at meNat
I don't know how to respond to thatThor
I think the goats are on crackWhat kind of meet and greet is this
Bucky
A DISASTERThor
OH MY GOD A HAND JUST PUNCHED THROUGH THE DOORWhat the [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]
Thor
I swear if I have to electrocute someone idk I'll cryPeter
Mood. I'm currently hiding on the ceilingWanda
I'm stuck is an elevator shaft!Nat
You were just next to me 3 minutes ago!Wanda
And now I'm not
Thank you for that observationSteve
Did the elevator stop working?Wanda
Sure, we'll go with thatShe totally broke the elevator on purpose with her powers
What a queen
I want to be just like you when I grow upWanda
Traitor but awww 🥰Bruce
What is the renegade and why is a mob of teens asking me to do it
I am very stressed
What's a tik tok
IS THAT SOME SORT OF BOMBEye-
Bruce you know what a tik tok isBruce
BUT HE DOESNTNat
Hulk?Bruce
No, Harambe
OFC I MEAN HULK
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