Aries: Wakes up with bruises
Taurus: Left the bar early to go get food
Gemini: Has heart to heart with someone they just met
Cancer: Initiating shots... crying somewhere 2 hours later
Leo: Flirting with everyone and posting way too many Instagram stories
Virgo: Never drunk enough, would rather be at home
Libra: Disappears to go hook up with someone
Scorpio: Either plastered drunk or completely sober. Makes it their mission to get laid
Sagittarius: Never wants the night to end. "Afterparty?!"
Capricorn: Trying to keep it together until they vomit and get kicked out
Aquarius: No one knows what they're laughing at
Pisces: Most likely to blackout
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