"I love billie eyelash." Peter said.
Lois gasped and freaked out. All the residents in lego city turned around and looked at her.
"Wtf peetah u are such a bad husband u are not supposed to love anyone else but me-"
"Okay billie, now!" Peter yelled.
Billie grabbed Lois and threw her into river in lego city.
"A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY!" The narrator of the Lego rescue helicopter toy commercial yelled.
Lois was drowning to death.
Billie and Peter tried to ignore her but Anonymous asexual was also there doing this:
and it got mad bc the narrator called Lois a "him" and not by her pronouns.
"Wow Omfg u just called her a "him" and now she has self diagnosed ptsd!!!1!!1!2!!" Anonymous asexual ran up to billie kicked her in the chest but Billie was more powerful and almighty so she grabbed anonymous asexual by it's throat and punched it. Then she threw it into the river in Lego city.
Lois and Anonymous Asexual died to death in the river because the nice kid playing lego set took too long to build the rescue helicopter.
Then Joker made fun of it on the Murray show, seen here:
Now billie and Peter could finally be together forever. Nothing could stand in their way. Nothing.
Or so they think....
To be continued -miliz
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Billie Eyelash X 🅱eter Griffin: A Fr*cking Epic Story
Random"Hey Lois! Remember the time I met Billie Eilish?!" (This is just for shits and giggles i love billie so don't take this the wrong way lol)
