It was another beautiful day in l.a.
And 🅱eter Griffin just so happened to be walking down the streets and went into starbucks -aka: white girl heaven- to get some nice coffee.
"Hi, I'd like a unicorn frappacino!" Peter said.
"One dead meme coming up!" The starbucks employee yelled to the other employees
Peter tried sitting down at one of the tables but they were either filled with basic mean white girls telling him not to sit with him or filthy crumbs and coffee spills because the starbucks workers never cleaned their tables.
There was one small table with two chairs. One chair was empty while a peculiar girl sat on the other.
She had blue hair, a blohsh necklace and some chains, a baggy Gucci shirt, baggy sweatpants, a beanie, and a face that looked like she had been getting stoned for hours on end.
"Hi can I sit here?" Peter asked.
"Sure" the girl said. She was on her phone texting another dead meme.
Wherearetheavocados: Hi dani
Bhadbhabie: hey b
"What's your name?" Peter said.
"Billie." She said, looking up from her phone. "I'm 🅱illie EyeLash"
"I'm 🅱eter Griffin! I'm from quahog!
I came to L.A. to get away from my bitch wife Lois!" Peter said.
"I came here to look for the fricking avocados." Billie said.
"Have you found them?"
"Nope."
Suddenly a 14 year old white girl came in and started to fangirl.
"Omg hi Billie im 14 year old white girl who loves ur music and has self diagnosed depression! Teehee!"
"Depression?" Billie questioned. "Um you sure that's accurate?"
"Omg I listened to you once so yes!" The girl said.
"That's not for you to go and-"
"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY DISORDER??????????" The girl got angry and started to run @ Billie.
"Holy moly!" Peter exclaimed.
He grabbed the 14 year old and threw her out the window.
"Your unicorn frappacino is ready!"
The starbucks employee said.
Peter grabbed his frappacino.
Billie was amazed by 🅱eter's wit, strength, and speed.
"Holy frack can we be friends?" She said.
"Of course!" Beter said.
They held hands and skipped merrily out of the café.
To be continued....
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Billie Eyelash X 🅱eter Griffin: A Fr*cking Epic Story
Random"Hey Lois! Remember the time I met Billie Eilish?!" (This is just for shits and giggles i love billie so don't take this the wrong way lol)
