Imagine telling Mike and Peter about your crush on Davy.
⬇️"Wait, wait, wait..."
"Yes Mike?"
"You... (Y/N) (L/N) have a crush on Davy Jones?"
"Yes! What's wrong with it."
"He's so small though..."
"Yeah man, if you guys had sex he'd break like a Barbie dol-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"