Quirkless Doesn't Mean Powerless

A Hero's Hero

"SSSSLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRUP."

Shinsou looked up at the green haired boy sitting across from him. "If we came all the way to this fancy restaurant, then why are you having ramen again?"

Izuku stopped mid-slurp. "I guess ramen sort of grew on me after I ate it so many times. Plus, it's the food of the gods."

"You really love ramen, don't you." Shinsou chuckled.

"Ramen transcends ordinary human comprehension! Us mere mortals couldn't possibly begin to understand just how glorious it is. We can only manage to grasp a fragment of its true power!" Izuku preached, spreading his arms wide, chopsticks in one hand and his bowl of ramen in the other.

Shinsou put his hands up. "Ooooh kay. I wouldn't know, I guess. I've never had ramen."

Izuku's head jerked up, and his eyes stared Shinsou down, disbelieving. "You... I'm sorry, what?"

Shinsou shrugged.

Izuku shot up from his seat and leaned over the table, holding a clump of ramen noodles in his chopsticks. "Open." He ordered.

"Excuse me?" Shinsou said, gazing back at him.

"You heard me, mister. Open. Your. Mouth." Izuku demanded.

Shinsou complied.

Izuku withdrew, and waited expectantly for a reaction, watching the tired boy carefully.

Shinsou's eyes widened, and a flurry of emotions passed through his face, finally settling with bliss. "Thwish... ish... amazshwing!!!" He exclaimed through a full mouth.

"Waiter, one more bowl of ramen, please." Izuku called to a nearby employee of the restaurant. A low growl escaped his stomach, and Izuku blushed sheepishly. "Actually, make that two."

The waiter bowed, and left for the kitchen.

"Oh, you have a little on your cheek, Izuku." Shinsou spoke, and reached a hand forward to brush it off. His fingertips just barely brushed Izuku's lip...

...BAM!

"HAHAHAHAHA! I have found you, Zero! It was foolish of you to allow your identity to be revealed, because it makes you easy to track!" Stain crowed, standing atop their table with a blade pointed right at Izuku's neck.

Shinsou stared at Stain. "..."

Stain stared at Shinsou, and then glanced back at Izuku. "..."

Izuku locked eyes with Stain. "..."

"Uh, it seems I came at a bad time..." Stain coughed uneasily. He had meant to have another fight with his rival without those annoying, pesky UA brats, but it looks like he stumbled upon something that he shouldn't have interrupted.

"You..." Shinsou's hair shadowed his face, and his shoulders started to shake.

Stain clambered off of the table, glancing at Shinsou like a mountain about to erupt.

"You..." Shinsou muttered again. "...Who are you again?" Shinsou beamed, his dark aura doing a complete 180.

Stain sighed in relief, seeing as this mystery boyfriend wasn't going to behead him. "O-oh, my name's St-" Stain suddenly stopped, his eyes going wide, and froze in place.

Shinsou smirked. "This is what you get for ruining my date, you heathen!! MWAHAHHAHAHA!"

"This is why I'm so glad that you never listened to those idiot middle schoolers and became a villain." Izuku said, slumping into his seat. "Your quirk is so overpowered when people are unaware of it. You just single-handedly captured an S-Rank villain in under a minute, whereas I've been hunting for him for 36 hours, and other heroes for much longer."

"Just be lucky you're on my good side" Shinsou winked at his boyfriend, and whipped out his phone to call the police.

"Aye aye, sir." Izuku grinned.

THE NEXT MORNING...

"Z-Zero Sir, what happened?!" Mirio blinked, staring at the Hero Killer that was in handcuffs.

"Well, unfortunately for Stain here, he got on the wrong side of Shinsou, which led to his quick capture." Zero explained.

"I think the more pressing issue here is whether you were able to finish your date or not??" Nejire piped, staring intensely at her superior officer.

"U-uhm, no, Stain interrupted us midway through the dinner. We ended up just taking our food to go."

"No, what I mean is, did you finish it? Like, did you 'seal off the deal' with him?" Nejire pried.

Zero went red in the face.

"I guess that means you did..." Nejire smirked so widely you would've thought she was the people in the comments section.

"I-I'm not going to confirm anything about my personal life..." Zero stuttered.

"Yes, but Sir, we all know that when you someone doesn't deny it but doesn't confirm it either, then that basically just means they did." Amajiki added.

"See, even Amajiki agrees! And he never speaks!!" Nejire exclaimed.

"Mirio...? Help?" Zero implored his third student, but the blond just shook his head.

"Sorry, Zero, but you're on your own. Nejire won't let it go." He grinned good-naturedly.

"Uuuugh... fine. Sure. Believe whatever." Zero groaned.

Stain coughed. "Y'all know I'm still here, right?"

"Oh, be quiet, Stain. Not everything is about you." Izuku snapped.

Shigaraki Tomura suddenly popped his head through a random swirling portal that just appeared. "I couldn't agree more, Zero! Ever considered joining us, the League Of Villains?"

"What?" Zero stared blankly at the random man.

"What?" Tomura said with a blank face.

"What?" Nejire asked.

"Wait..." Zero stopped, registering the man. "IT'S SHIGARAKI TOMURA! GET HIMMM!!!"

"Oh sh*t gotta go. Kurogiri!" Tomuro yelled, and the portal started to close as he ducked his head back in.

Amajiki lunged for the portal, but it closed before he could get through or grab even a tuft of pale blue hair.

"That was strange." Mirio commented.

"No stranger than you weirdos." Stain grumbled.

"SHUT UP STAIN! YOUR CHARACTER ARC IS OVER!" The group yelled.

The police workers at the station around them stared at the lot. 'You heroes are so unusual,' they thought.

(Author's Note: Hi! Just want to say, for those of you who enjoy poetry, here's a discord server that offers a great place to write poetry! I'm the admin "still stuck in first grade" on it. The other admin created the link. Here's the link if you wanna check it out!

https://discord.gg/jpYgE8M

Have a good day! Lazy Author-san awayyyy uwu)