y/n: "Welcome to the abyss."
cousin: "[y/n]! Honestly, what am I gonna do with you? Hueningkai, welcome to our high school!"
hueningkai: "Everyone's staring at me."
cousin: "Of course they are. You're new."
hueningkai: "If I caw like a bird, would they stop?"
cousin: "...no, they'd probably take a video and turn you into some kind of Tik Tok meme."
hueningkai: (opens mouth)
y/n: "Don't."
hueningkai: (closes mouth)
y/n: "Do you have your class schedule?"
hueningkai: "Yep, the school emailed it to me."
cousin: "Can I see?"
[HUENINGKAI hands COUSIN schedule]
cousin: "Half of your classes are with [y/n]."
y/n: "What?"
hueningkai: "Perfect. Then you can help me navigate the abyss."
y/n: "Where's your locker?"
hueningkai: "In the east wing? 98."
cousin: "I'm 102 and [y/n]'s 100!"
hueningkai: "[y/n], can I switch lockers with you?"
y/n: "Why?"
hueningkai: "Because my face is a 100, not a 98."
y/n: "......I'm going to class."
hueningkai: "Wait for me! You're my tour guide."
y/n: "Fine. Then, keep up."
hueningkai: "I can keep up."
y/n: "Over there is the cafeteria where we--"
hueningkai: "--gather in the abyss for a daily ritual?"
y/n: "...sure. The gym is down there."
hueningkai: "Do we wear dark cloaks instead of gym shorts?"
y/n: "How did you know?"
hueningkai: "I'm a genius."
y/n: "Go figure. Finally, this is your locker."
hueningkai: "Where I can store all the dark witchcraft tools I find during my time here in the abyss."
y/n: "How long are you staying here?"
hueningkai: (shrugs) "Until this whole host mix up situation gets cleared up, I guess."
y/n: (nods) "I guess so. Well, time to go to class."
hueningkai: "Okay. Just one more thing."
y/n: "Mhm?"
hueningkai: "Taehyun is behind you."
y/n: (whips around) "Ow!"
hueningkai: (cackles) "Careful, don't want to break your neck in the middle of the school year. from whiplash."
y/n: "Just... shut up."
hueningkai: "Weak comeback."
y/n: (fuming)
hueningkai: (dolphin laughter)
