And just like that the coochie pizza was all over him. I remember the exact moment where he stopped doing the orange justice.
*sigh*
I try to have fun and this is what happens. Vomit was all over his fur.
He looked at me with anger in his eyes and fled the scene. I knew something would have to ruin my chances with a guy. I have always been weird, ever since my popular boyfriend Drift dumped me and ruined my life. Screw that hoe.
Anyway, by the time I processed everything I was in my brother's room getting cleaned up. I did not know that he actually cared about me. I scrolled through my phone looking at a meme of baby shrek saying Chees next to it. I wheezed. I'm such a dank memer. But if he knew that my meme account was famous on Instagram, he would probably hate me. Flobbernickels, he probably hates me ever since I blew chunks out of my mouth.
"Hey brother," I said,"What do I do if I accidentally barf coochie pizza on a guy that I like? Would you ever forgive a girl if that happened?"
"No bitch I'm gay" he said.
And at that moment I realized my brother was James Charles
WHAT.
"WHAT U WER EGAMES CARS ALL ALONG WHY DDINR U TELL ME?@@&"
iM SO SHOCKED HOW WHAT THE HELL I NEED TO GET OUT OF BERE BURN THE GAYS
I RAN TO THE DOOR AND THREW MYSELF OBER BOARD. WHAT THE FUCKING SHALLOT BEAN TOE HEAD aSS RACHEL OMMPA LOMPA BODY ASS BITCH.
WAIT I CANT SWIM
I DONT KNOW HOW SWIM
FUCK
I loudly hummed the theme from the George Lipez show hoping the sea gods would save me. Everything staterd cgoing bleck. Just like LilHuddy.
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OH GOD WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT WILL Y/N DIE OR WILL Y/N BE SAVED BY A SEXY SEA GOD OR GODDESS 👉👈😯
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Meowscles x Reader
FanfictionYou meet a mysterious hot man while on vacation on a yacht. You wonder why he has so much security around him. You wonder whats under those pants of his.
