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1. Tell me about your ex: Aight.
*leans close and whispers*
How about you tell me about your ex, hmm? ;3
2. Drunken story time, GO!: GO! GO!
I'm not gonna share a story that'll give away I was drunk.
And I oop-
Y'all didn't read anything, ssssh.
3. A secret that you haven't told many people: That's a secret.
I mean, no one will ever know that particular secret because I'LL TAKE IT WITH ME TO MY GRAVE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4. A fact about the last person you kissed: *cough*
I don't do kisses, damn. This is like the third time I'm saying it.
5. Favorite TV show: Seriously? You're seriously gonna ask me this?
BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, DUUUUUUUH.
Jake tho <3 Mmmmmmnmm
6. What does your last text say: Hol'up.
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UwU that's my bish.
7. What last made you laugh until you cried: Okay this is from an episode, but I don't have the clip so I'll just write it:
Amy in the interrogation room, interrogating a criminal, with Jake behind the two-way reflection mirror.
Jake: ASK HIM ABOUT HIS BANK ACCOUNT *slams glass* Jake: ASK. HIM. ABOUT. HIS. BANK. ACCOUNT. *violent glass slam* Still Jake: ASK HIM ABOUT HIS BANK-*glass shatters into tiny pieces, revealing Jake to both Amy and the Criminal*...account. Jake, making the most adorable face ever: Ask him about his bank account? ALSO Jake: *walking away* Captain! Detective Santiago broke the glaaaaaaaaaa~sss!
