A Cup Of Carter

Trump

He only had one dick and nobody was going to be madder than her if it came up broken.

"Why the hell would my dad vote for him ? You do realize he was one of the first black kids to integrate his all white school right ?" Bey Asked .

"Okay and Look at Raven and all the other blacks that done went wayward . And you know he been acting funny these past few years " Jay threw in .

"My daddy did not vote for trump " Bey said trying to turn over before she remembered he had her wrist locked .

She was ready to go to sleep now since her kitty was dried up thanks to his foolishness and her guts were probably actually rearranged . Good thing she already had an appointment with her GYNO soon because she was was definitely going to feel this in the morning .

"Call him " Jay said making her smack her lips .

"What ?" Bey Asked .

"Call him and ask him " Jay said transferring both of her wrist to his left hand while he grabbed her phone .

Bey just looked at him and rolled her eyes before looking down .

"I knew it " Jay said letting her go .

"Okay and what if he did ? It's not like his one vote changed anything . We all know how he won "Bey shrugged .

When she saw he was actually upset about it she moved the pillows and cuddled into his chest .

"Want me to make you feel better ?" She Asked kissing his chest .

"Move Bey " Jay pouted as he reached for the remote and turned the tv onto Martin . Probably was going to get canceled along with BET for being too black in a few months .

"Want me to Call Obama and ask can we spend the weekend with them ?" Bey Asked knowing how much he liked Barack .

"I mean ... if you want to " Jay said trying to hide his smile .

Now if she could convince Obama to run as Vice for ole dude or start his own country so they could all live there ... Michelle looked like she was keeping him happy but who didn't want Beyoncé on their mouth like liquor ? Wait , no that was out of pocket .

But then again , anything for the cause

"What are you smiling so hard about ?" Bey Asked looking down at him . "And no im not sucking his dick so he can stay -"

"Can I have my own thoughts damn" Jay said hating that she could read his mind . They spent way too much time together .

He still ain't forgot about that whole Tim situation ...

"As long as they're not illegal or stupid "Bey teased as she thought about something funny .

"So you on my daddy head , what about your friend Kanye ?" Bey Asked .

Jay thought about it for a second before squinting his eyes.

It all made sense now .

"Babe , it's just four years . We can survive four years " Bey said . "Blue will keep us distracted and we could always keep performing " Bey suggested .

"I'm not singing the national anthem " he pouted .

"You can't sing anyway , and no one asked you to" Bey laughed . "Stop being a big baby " She said poking him in his side .

"Promise me you wont either , I don't care how much money they offer " he said .

"I'm not a sellout "Bey said mushing his face .

"I know , just gotta make sure we on the same page " he said .

"Are you done pouting now or do I need to keep babying you ?" Bey Asked .

"I think you broke him " he said lifting the blankets to see if Shawn Jr. was still there .

"Boy you know it's not broke" Bey said pulling the sheets down and looking at it herself . It was a little dented but when she waved her hand over it it stood up so it was definitely okay .

"Can you test it out ?" He Asked making her look at him .

He was really acting like a big ass kid .

Bey reached in the side drawer and grabbed a hair wrap from her collection before realizing Blue had thrown some of her toys and Barrett's in There 🙄

"Not like that " Jay said moving her hands as he sat up against the headboard .

"Then how ? Because you're asking for too much now " Bey said wondering what any of this had to do with the election anymore .

"Give me another baby " he said making her tilt her head .

America would be great again before she had another damn baby .

9 months later ....