Susie: What on earth... why am I here?
Oscar: We'd ask you the same thing, Susie!
Uh, guys, you're in front of the audience.
Hedgehog: Oscar, back here!
Tasha: Quickly!
Erica: Okay, dorks, listen up! We're getting close to the end of this installment of Pepper's Random Stuff, and we decided to toss in a musical guest. Give it up for Susie McCallister.
Susie: (looks at paper) You want me to sing this?!
Alice: If you don't, you're not gonna get out of here!
Susie: (groans)
Brianna: Is that a video camera?
Pepper (the panda, not me): Yeah. I'm gonna tape this and show everybody. We both know how it's gonna end.
Susie: Okay...
Alice has a quick hand.
She'll look around the room; she won't tell you her plan.
She's got a cat sweater, handing o'er her shoulder, she's a cutie pie.
Yeah, found a high-level wand
In a lost island cottage, oh, in a box of lost things, I don't even know what.
But she's coming for you, yeah, she's coming for you...
(Chorus: All the other witches with the hard, tough shells,
You better run, better run, outrun the cute.
All the other witches with the hard, tough shells,
You better run, better run, faster than the sweet spells. [x2] )
Counselors work all day.
We stay up longer than you, longer than you babies.
We're bringing you a surprise.
It's deep out in the forest and it's filled with chocolate.
I've waited for a long time.
Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a magic wooden stick.
I reason with my cat sweater.
And say you're adorable, we may have lost our wits, yeah.
(Chorus)
Now, hold on a second... what is this?! Alright, who wrote these lyrics?
Guys, here's what you'll do for the next couple of minutes to the next hour: run.
Oscar: WAY AHEAD OF YOU!
(Tasha grabs Max's arm.)
Susie: AAAAAH! (charges up wand)
~*PLEASE STAND BY*~
While the campers and witches are having some drama, let's check in with someone else...
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Pepper's Random Stuff The Third
RandomAnd here's the third volume of the Random Stuff series! More of the material along the lines of the previous book, because that's what I do. Expect more stupid ideas, fanart, parodies and the addition of heroic black cats...
