IronStrange + Other Marvel Ships

Scott and friends AS VINES

Brought to you by the mind of me and Kittengirl213 :3

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Hank: you know what your on time out, get on top of the fridge, get up there!

Scott: *gets on the fridge* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

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Kurt: I go to church every Sunday and I am in love with Jesus

Luis: Jesus...

-Later-

Luis: *throws a garbage can at his friend* JESUS YOU LEAVE KURT ALONE-

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Scott: don't eat my fries *turns away*

Luis: okay

Scott: *turns around*

Luis: *eats one fry*

Scott: *grabs a water bottle and hits Luis stomach causing him to spit it out thus Scott catching it in his hand*  What we learn? *Throws the fry away*

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Scott: *hears his phone ringing and answers it* hello?

Anonymous scary voice: look out your window

Scott: *terrified and looks out his window to see Luis dancing on the lawn* it's just Luis

Anonymous scary voice: your other window

Scott: *gasps and looks out the other window* my backyard.....it hasn't been watered

Anonymous scary voice: wait where are you?

Scott: i mean- my house my dining room

Anonymous scary voice: look out your living room window

Scott: *scared and goes to the living room window* oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh- *looks out and sees Hank on the floor*

Anonymous scary voice (who was Hank the whole time): I can't get up...

Scott: DANG IT HANK!

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Scott: *spoons on his eyes* oh hey I didn't see you there I was just mmmm blocking out the haters

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Scott: hey bro can I have sip of your water

Kurt; it's not water

Scott; Vodka! I like your style-

Kurt: it's vinegar

Scott: uh- what?

Kurt: it's vinegar Pussy

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-at the store-

Scott: look Hank it's the good kush *shows him green dental dog treats*

Hank: this is the dollar store how good can it be?

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Hank: you buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's

Scott: WE'RE GOING TO MCDONALD'S IF I DON'T DO MY WORK?

Hank: NO-

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Hope, next to a board with Scott written on it: there is one thing worse than Scott *rips a page that was on top* BOOM

-the board read 'Two Scotts'-

Scott: *gasps* the number two

Hope: no-

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Dave and Luis: *fighting*

Scott: can I get a waffle?......CAN I PLEASE-

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Scott at Steve: oh huh- sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich

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-in Luis room-

Scott: okay what is it?

Luis: there's a monster under my bed

Scott: are you serious? How old are you!?

Luis: just check please

Scott: okay fine *checks under the bed and pretends there's something* AHHHHHHHH

Luis: AHHHHHHHHHH-WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Scott: *laughs til a hand reached out* AHHHHHH
*Sees it's Hank*

Hank: I can't get up..

Scott: DANG IT HANK

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-Disney pranks with friends-

Scott: *puts sugar on Hanks spaghetti* just a spoonful of sugar and helps the medicine go down

Hank: you know what, I'm still gonna eat this *eats the spaghetti*

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Scott: oh man I left my food in the car *quickly looks at his shoe options*

Scott: *goes out in hopes heels*

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Scott on the phone: so no head? *Smashes his phone and then his skateboard*

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Dave: *asleep*

iPhone alarm: *BLARING*

Dave: *throws stuff at it* OKAY OKAY- AH AH AH AH *continues to mock it*

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-if men had periods-

Kurt to Luis: give me a hug-

Luis: NO, I FEEL TRAPPED!

Kurt: oh...

-later-

Kurt to Luis who's in a cage: YOU FEEL TRAPPED NOW!?