Beetlejuice lyrics ( + cut songs)

Creepy old guy

*Lydia*

way back when
i was just ten
simple and sweet
everywhere fellas would stare
out on the street
and i felt used
kind confused
i refused to look in their eyes
but now i really love creepy old guys

*all*

we all do!

*Delia*

gum disease
skin like grilled cheese

*Lydia*

saggy old asses

*Delia*

saggy old asses

*Lydia*

it's cute and vile-

*Barbara*

hey baby, smile

*Lydia*

to each girl that passes
(wolf whistling)
they make me blush

*Delia*

can't get enough

*Lydia*

now one of them loves me,
wants to be mine

*Delia and Barbara*

thats right

*Lydia*

marrying my own creepy old guy

*Beetlejuice*

I'm a creepy old guy!

*Lydia*

my creepy old guy
my creepy old guy
i'm so happy i could cry

*Delia and Barbara*

girls may seem disgusted,
but we're actually just shy

*Lydia*

my creepy old groom

*Delia*

creepy old groom

*Delia and Barbara*

play that wedding tune

*Lydia*

hey folks, step aside!

*beetlejuice*

i am older, but i'm glad i waited

*Lydia*

'Cuz here comes the bride
i am marrying my creepy old guy
(creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy)
my creepy old guy!
(creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy)
fix his hair
get him prepared
for armageddon

*Barbara*

sure the groom
crawled out of a tomb-
but hey, hey, it's a wedding!

*Lydia*

so dim the lights
pick up some rice
say something nice
it's my day to shine
i'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy!

*beetlejuice*

it's showtime

*Delia and Barbara*

creepy old guy,
creepy old guy,
she's marrying a creepy old guy

*Charles*

have you guys seen "Lolita"?
this is just like that, but fine!

*all*

creepy old dude
creepy old dude
our faith has been renewed
now love is alive!

*Lydia*

wave your baby girl goodbye
i am walking down the aisle
wanna see a tear in every eye as i pass by
i know that on the outside he's disgusting
and even on the inside, he's disgusting
but i know that this time i'm making it right
(making it right, making it right)
with family by my side

*beetlejuice*

O-M-G
dressed to a "T"
fancy and formal
i found me a wide
l'chaim! to life!
this is so normal!
i was ignored
but now i'm adored
'cause i extorted, tortured and lied
give it up for my underage bride

*all*

here comes the bride
here comes the bride
God be glorified!
i can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's all right

*Lydia*

my creepy old guy
my creepy old guy
doesn't he deserve a chance at life?

*beetlejuice*

oh, yeah that's right!

*all*

yeah, that's right!

*Lydia*

let's make him alive!
i am marrying my creepy old guy
(guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy!)
(guy, guy)

*beetlejuice*

i have chills!

*all*

yeeeeeeeeah!

peace out 🤙
~careflower
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