Crazy stuff with the bad sanses

if Cross was a mom

Cross:zzzz..

Cross:*wakes up*......FUCK!!!!I'VE BEEN WASHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN!!!!

Cross:COME ON EVERYONE GET UP OR WE'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!

Moonlight:*eating cereal*

Cross:NO TIME FOR CEREAL!!!!HERE HAVE SOME GRANOLA BARS,FUCK THAT!!!!!WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR GRANOLA BARS!!!!

Cross:EVERYONE GRAB A COFFEE!!!!WE'LL BE HAVING COFFEE FOR BREAKFAST,LUNCH AND DINNER!!!!

Noah:*destroys tv*

Cross:I SHOULD HAVE BIRTH YOU ON THE FUCKING TOILET BOWL!!!!!

Incubix:eww!!!

Cross:if you don't like my food then your a bitch and a disappoint,or worse........A VEGAN!!!!

Cross:open this gate right now before i count to 3........1......4?

Nightmare&kids:*laughing*

Cross:I SKIPPED COLLEGE!!!!

Cross:i need everyone to evacuate the kitchen.

Nightmare:*walks in*

Cross:EVACUATE THE FUCKING KITCHEN!!!!!

Cross:*burns kitchen*EVACUATE THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!

Cross:don't disappoint me little fucker!!!

Incubix:*kicks ball into his face*

Cross:I'M TELLING YOUR CRUSH ABOUT YOUR WET DREAMS!!!!

~~~~After the chaos~~~~
Nightmare:when was the last time you slept?

Cross:THREE MONTHS AGO!!!!

Nightmare:bed time....

Cross:nnnnuuuuuu!!!!!