Blue Hoe
"Why did your teacher call my phone!?"
"I don't know..Did you answer it?"
"Yeah?"
"So that means they told you why?"
"DON'T BE GETTING SMART WITH ME!!"
"I JUST ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION!!"
Bitch boi
"Didn't I tell you to wash these dishes?"
*points to dirty dishes*
"Exactly what are you talking about?*
*sees no dirty dishes*
"DON'T PLAY DUMB! ALL THESE DAMN DISHES!!"
"WHAT DISHES? THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING THERE!!"
Pure Boi
"OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT! YOU'RE IN TIME-OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!"
"THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!"
Static Tv
*Scares Error*
"AAHHH!"
"StOp!! I cOuLd'Ve DrOpPeD mY CrOsSiAnT!"
*Dies of Laughter*
Bootleg Bob Ross
"Dad! Is that a weed?!?"
"No! This is a cray-
"I'm calling the police!
*Calls 911 on a microwave*
*Cue confused Dad*
"911 what's your emergency?"
Fake Freddy Kruger
"Dad Look! It's the good kush!
"This is the dollar store...How good can it be?"
*dies of laughter*
Sweet Dreams
*Hears music*
"Uhh..Honey what are yo-"
*See's Y/n in a tub full of candy"
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE THIS!!
*Y/n smirks and sips f/d*
Kinky Trash
"Hey How much money do you have?"
"I don't know..like 69 cents?
"You know what that means~"
"*voice cracking* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets😢"
Crazy Bitch
"Dad! Stop drinking so much coffee!"
"It helps with feeling depression"
"I don't th-"
"More Expresso Less Depresso"
Anime weebs 1 and 2
"Y/n? If you could have one wish what would it be?"
"For papa Cross, that every time he gets confused a nickel appears!"
"Why?
"So he can drown in nickels and choke on them..."
*Cue Chara running for his life*
Tv Serial Killer
"Daddy...if a kangaroo jumped on a trampoline would it bounce higher or break it?"
Honey...that's not a question you ask after falling down the stairs
"....And that's not the answer I was waiting for but here we are"
