What's wrong with you?! {Davekat}

Bro whatTtTtTTTTt

(Dave)

(1st person)

(This idea was taken off of a davekat cosplayer who did this challenge)

Damn Jade you have the weirdest flavors in chapstick. I pick one I know well. Birthday Cake. I apply the chapstick to my lips. I look down at Karkat. He looks grumpy.

"Karkles I don't think we can do this challenge if you look like an angry chicken." I hear Sollux snort from the couch where he and ED? I think. Are sitting. Karkat exhales. His expression softens. I put my finger below his chin and lift his face up to level with mine. I press my lips against his passionately. I pull away. Karkat keeps his eyes closed. He licks his lips. He pauses for a second.

"BIRTHDAY CAKE. YOU PICKED BIRTHDAY CAKE." Karkat states. I nod my head.

"Good job." I pick another chapstick. Looks like a berry mixture thing. Tastes like berries. Alright. I put it on my lips. Karkat sits there waiting. He looks so peaceful. Like he's asleep. I kiss him for probably 5 seconds. He probably can't identify it if the kiss lasted 3 seconds. 

"ITS AN ALTERNIAN FRUIT MIXED WITH APPLE AND STRAWBERRY." Karkat says. I'm surprised.

"Since I actually have no idea what it is I'm gonna say you're correct." I shrug. Karkat shrugs too. I grab a random one. Oh hey. Chocolate. I think I heard something about trolls and chocolate in 8th grade health class. I forgot it though. I put the chocolate chapstick on my lips. I glance over Karkat's shoulder and see Sollux. He glances at the chapstick. He mouths words to me. 'Be careful wiith that!' Thats what I got out of it. Maybe it has something to do with addiction. Idk. I lean down and kiss Karkat on the lips. Again for 5 seconds. Karkat starts leaning into the kiss. Okay. It might be an addiction thing. The heat almost rises. Karkat is going all out. This really is an addiction thing. The memory of my 8th grade math teacher telling me this crosses through my mind.

Note to self. Karkat likes Chocolate.

"Karkat I need my lips back." I manage to say through our locked lips.

"NOPE, YOU DON'T." This just turned into a hardcore make out.

Karkat may like chocolate a bit too much.

 Uhhh. Well technically I'm single. So I don't have to worry about John. Besides he's not even here. He's an asshole I shouldn't care, and I don't. I kiss back. I am the top here. When shit gets sloppy Karkat quickly pulls away. He holds a blank stare at the floor. He's clearly embarrassed. I mean his face turned a strange red-ish,  pink color. But umm. That kiss was uhh. Wow. Karkat knows how to get down to business.  

"So uhh maybe we should do something different?"

(That was so confusing to read)

Become the embarrassed ==＞