Kais turn. Zane is no longer a roadman

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OP: WAZZUP MA NINJA PALS!!
Cole: we still hate you.
Zane: bawgwan fam what's your bpm piffting?
Jay: I still regret my decision.
Nya: anyone seen Pixal?
Jay: she's crying and eating ice cream in her room because she's been ignoring Zane.
OP: I shall Summon her with an ancient spell.
OP: YEEEETTT!!!
Pixal: where's ma ice cream at?!
OP: glad you could join us Pix. Kai, your T or D-ing today so I'll let you take the lead.
Kai: finally!!
Zane: mandem be at the movies tonight bruv.
Nya: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Kai: ZANE! TRUTH OR DARE?!?
Zane: DARE DARE DARE !!!
Jay: FINALLY!!
Kai: I dare you to activate flirt mode.
Zane: *switches on flirt mode*
Pixal: Whyy! Now it will be harder to ignore him!
Zane: *huggs Pixal*
Pixal: *ignores* see what I mean?
Kai: well at least he's stopped talking like a roadman.
Kai: Nya. Truth or dare?
Nya: truth.
Kai: if Jay died, who would you date?
Nya: Jay.
Jay: Aww!!
Kai: but he'd be dead.
Nya: I'll find a way to make it work.
Zane: *stroking Pixal's hair*
Pixal: stop it Zane.
Kai: are we going to have this at the end of every dare?
OP: probably.
Kai: Lloyd. Truth or dare?
Lloyd: dare.
Kai: I dare you to kiss a fox.
Lloyd: NO WAY!! I ONLY LIKE WOLVES!!
OP: wow. Creepy.
Lloyd: ITS NOT CREEPY!! I ALREADY HAVE AN ANIMAL IN MY LIFE AND SHES CALLED AKITA!! KISSING A FOX WOULD BE LIKE NYA KISSING COLE!!
Kai: don't care. Kiss a fox.
OP: *bleps a fox here.*
Lloyd: I won't do it.
OP: fine. A hug.
Kai: whyy! He has to do the dare!!
OP: if I got to hug Zane's instead of kiss him. (Ugh. Just the thought is disgusting!!) then Lloyd gets to hug the fox.
Fox: tf is going on here?
OP: it's a long story.
Lloyd: fine. I'll hug the fox.
Lloyd: *hugs fox*
Fox: HISSSS YOU SMELL LIKE WOLF!!
Fox: *bite*
Lloyd: *inhuman three year old screams.*
OP: *bleps away fox*
Lloyd: I HATE FOX'S!!!
Zane: Pixal?
Pixal: *ignors*
Zane: can you hold something for me?
Pixal: o..kay? What is it?
Zane: my hand.😏

OP: dang. I wish he was that smooth in the show!
Pixal: Jay pleeeeaaasee can I not ignore Zane anymore?!
Jay: nope.
Pixal: ugghh!!
Kai: MOVING ON!!
Kai: Cole. Truth or dare?
Cole: truth.
Kai: if you never met Selial and if Jay were to die, would you date Nya?
Cole: probably. Idk.
Nya: Kai, why do you always ask about Jay dying?
OP: he's planning Jay's murder.
Kai: AM NOT!
Zane: Pixal?
Pixal: now what?
Zane: I just want you to know that I love you to the departed realm and back. For all the numbers of infinity and all the digits of pi.
Pixal: PLEEAAASSEE!!!
Jay: no.
Kai: JAY! Truth or dare?
Jay: truth.
Kai: if you broke up with Nya who would you date?
Jay: my ex.
Nya: you have an ex?
Jay: you would be my ex.😉
Nya: Aww!😘
Kai: hmff.
Zane: Pixal?
Pixal: .....
Zane: I have a list of ten reasons why I love you.
OP: oh god. She's gonna break.
Zane: I love the way you smile,
I love your gentle touch and I love your kisses very much!
I love the way you look at me and I love to hear you laugh.
I love that I'm so proud of my gorgeous other half.
I love the way you cheer me up, when you find me with a frown,
And always raise my spirts, when life has got me down.
I love you for your patience and your honesty and most of all...
I love you for the way you love me!💜🤍💜🤍
Kai: so beautiful. 😢
Pixal: *about to cry*
OP: THATS IT!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!
OP: *yeets Jay out the window.*
OP: NOW BE TOGETHER!!
Pixal: *latches onto Zane like a koala*
Pixane shippers: awww!
Zane: yaay!
Pixal: you get a kiss for ever hour we were apart.
Nya: but that's 43 kisses!!
OP: while whist they're doing..... whatever it is they are doing... why not t or d me?
Kai: ight. Truth or dare?
OP: dare.
Kai: I dare you to throw an ice bottle at Jay.
OP: gladly.
OP: *summons Jay back*
Jay: WHY ARE THEY TOGETHER!! I HAVEN'T SAID THEY CAN BE YET!!
OP: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR RUINING PIXANE!!

*big swirly storms*

Jay: oh frick.

*.......*
*ice bottle pops out and hits Jay on the head.*

Jay: ouch.
Kai: MWUHAHAH!!
Jay: it really didn't do much.
OP: REVENGE BABAYYY!!
Kai: okay. Now for Pixal's dare.
Pixal: 39, 40, 41, 42, 43!
Cole: I am uncomfortable.
OP: umm Pix? It's your turn.
Pixal: I'm not letting go of Zane.
Kai: whatever. Truth or dare?
Pixal: dare.
Kai: in the next part you have to where one of Zane's gi's.
Pixal: ok.

OP: okay well I hope you guys had fun!
Nya: whose hosting next?
OP: Pixal is.
Jay: FAVOURITISM!!
OP: whatever.

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