hubert hated someone
he hated them so bad that they made him cry
their name was hubet
hiubert as a mean panda who always stared at him through a window
he was so annoying and whenever hubert looked at him, the other hubert immediately looked back
so one day hubert decided to kill the other hubert once and for all
he grabbed an epic gamer 360 noscope knife and reached up to the glass...
AND THE OTHER HUBERT HAD THE SAME WEAPON!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" HUBERT SCREAmed/
HE STABED THE WINDOW, THE OTHER HUBERT STRIKING BACK!
THE GLASS SHATTerd into pieces, and it was all over
but who won?
"Hubert, you do realize that's your reflection, right?"
"A whaaaa?"
"*sigh*, just forget about it."
"TELL ME RIGHT NOW OR YOU ARE BOWING DOWN TO MY ASS AND GIVING ME FOOT RUBS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE"
"That was a mirror, Hubert. It was your reflection. You attacked a piece of glass. There was no other Hubert. It was just you."
"Heeh? Stop giving me riddles you lazy rATASS just TELL ME WHAT IT IS"
the fox slowly edged away out the back door. . ..
"GET BACK HERE IDIOT"
and the fox was never seen,
heard,
smelled,
or tasted from ever again.
but he was felt.
he was felt in pain in many of the town citizen's hearts.
(damn that last part was the most I have actually ever put effort into a sentence might use that for something else later)
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sad hubert depres
Poetrythis is a story about hot hubert getting depressed and wanting to die and die and die and die and sad and then felix helps
