4EvrAlone: also why did you message me so late/early
4EvrAlone: oh my god
4EvrAlone: im fucking dumb
4EvrAlone: I literally just realized
4EvrAlone: who the fuck even are you
ImmaBUrAngle: kook I stg if you don't drop this wise-guy act, I will come to your room and personally butt fuck you
4EvrAlone: woah woah my butt is not getting fucked tonight
ImmaBUrAngle: oh so any other night is fine?
4EvrAlone: look, whoever you think you're texting, I'm not them, so go talk to whoever you think I am to clear all this up. happy butt fucking.
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And with that I shut off my phone, sighing heavily. Within a matter of seconds, my heavy lidded eyes fluttered closed and I finally slipped back into a dream-free slumber.
****
Less than three hours later, I was rudely awakened again by another furious bout of buzzing from my phone. My hand slammed on top of my phone and slowly dragged it to my face, squinty eyes making out another Snapchat notification from ImmaBUrAngle.
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6:09am
ImmaBUrAngle: uhhh so this is awkward
4EvrAlone: took ur ass long enough
ImmaBUrAngle: I mean my ass IS long, but-
ImmaBUrAngle: im sry I didn't believe you when you said you weren't him.
4EvrAlone: who did you even think I was anyways?
ImmaBUrAngle: unimportant.
4EvrAlone: again. why the actual fuck are you up so early again? did you even sleep?
4EvrAlone: btw, how was the butt fucking?
4EvrAlone: actually u know what idek why I'm sacrificing my precious few hours of sleep, I don't even know you.
ImmaBUrAngle: wAIT WAIT
4EvrAlone: hmm?
ImmaBUrAngle: u could know me if you wanted to ;)
4EvrAlone: ew gtfo
ImmaBUrAngle: cmon you know you can't resist me
4EvrAlone: actually I'm pretty sure I can
4EvrAlone: I don't even know your name or what you look like.
ImmaBUrAngle: you wanna know my name? well, you need to. how else will you be screaming my name ;)
4EvrAlone: easy, I won't be.
ImmaBUrAngle: hard to get huh?
4EvrAlone: mmm more like easy to not get at all
4EvrAlone: ever.
ImmaBUrAngle: Sunshine.
4EvrAlone: disgusting
4EvrAlone: don't call me that ever again
ImmaBUrAngle: no, thats my name. well not rly, but I want you to call me that.
ImmaBUrAngle: but there are plenty of things I could call you if you'd like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4EvrAlone: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮
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