Kcalb is a powerful demon who just wants to live his eternal life as peaceful as possible in Pentagram City. (Which is impossible) An old friend of his, who teleports him out of his home, asks him to join a hotel run by the demon princess herself.
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Everyone was at the Happy Hotel, except for Kcalb. It was his day off so he decided to relax in his home. Everyone else was at the hotel, doing their business and stuff. Angel Dust was flirting with Husk while he stares at Angel with disgust. Husk: Ugh, just take your alcohol and leave. Angel: Boo~! You're no fun. Anyone would like to spend time with me~! Husk: You mean your creepy fans.
Vaggie: Stop bothering him. Angel: You can't tell me what I can do. Angel sips his drink while Vaggie curses at him. Charlie was watching in amusement until she thought of something. Charlie: Hey, I've been wondering... Vaggie: What is it Charlie? Charlie: Aren't you all curious why Kcalb refuses to drink alcohol? Everyone became quiet and then, Alastor shows up out of nowhere. Alastor: Curious about Noir, aren't you~! Charlie: You need to tell us Alastor! You're the only one who knows why! Alastor: Well, we have been around each other for a long time....alright, I'll help you! Vaggie: It's suspicious that you will easily help us make Kcalb drink alcohol. Alastor: I just want some entertainment, there's no harm in that~! Now, here's the plan...
Alastor plan started when the hotel was ready to sleep. Kcalb's phone rang, he picked it up. Kcalb: Alastor? What does he want now..... He tapped his phone to accept the call. Kcalb: What do you want this time? Alastor: Why would you just assume that I want something from you~? Kcalb: It's always the same for 99% of the time. Alastor: I just called you because Charlie needs some help at the hotel. She's quite busy so I decided to call you myself~! Kcalb: ...Alright, I'll be there. Kcalb teleported in front of the hotel, he walked in to see Alastor or Charlie nowhere. He walks to Husk and Angel Dust at the bar. Angel: Hello handsome~! What brings you here? Kcalb: Do you know where Charlie is? Alastor said she needed my help. Husk: He said that Charlie will come down soon, just relax and sit down. Kcalb sat down next to Angel Dust and ordered some water. Husk grabbed a box and hands it to Kcalb. Kcalb: What's this? Husk: Charlie wanted to give you something as a sorry for asking you on your day off.
Kcalb opened the box to see chocolates.
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Kcalb: She didn't have to....I should give her something too. Angel: Don't worry about it honey~! Just eat her nice present. Kcalb shrugs and took a piece. He ate it, suddenly his whole face is red and passed out. Husk: Come on out you guys! Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor and Nifty came out from a room. Charlie: Did he eat it?! Nifty: Oh no! Did Kcalb die?! Alastor: Nope, he has low alcohol tolerance. Angel: He's really a light weight, that was only one piece of alcoholic chocolate! Husk: Are you sure he's okay? Alastor: Now, it'll begin soon. Kcalb has 5 phases of drunkness. Vaggie: 5 phases of drunkness? What the hell is that? Kcalb suddenly sits up, scaring everyone except for Alastor, who was happily smiling. Kcalb face was still red. Kcalb: It feels hot in here.... Kcalb took off his jacket and then starts to unbuttoning his shirt... Charlie: Kcalb! Don't strip here! Angel: No!! Let him strip! Nifty and Husk were trying to make Kcalb keep his clothes on. Vaggie and Charlie were trying to hold Angel back. Kcalb: It's too hot~! Let me just take off my shirt! Vaggie: No stripping in this hotel! Angel: Don't be a buzzkill! Let him strip his shirt! Charlie: How long till the next phase?! Alastor: Now~!
Kcalb stops unbuttoning his shirt, it's only open enough to see his collar bone. Angel: Aw~! I wanted to see a strip tease! Suddenly, Kcalb glomps on Husk and cuddles him. Husk: *blushes* W-What the fuck is happening!? Get him off of me! Husk tried to push Kcalb off but Kcalb was way stronger than Husk. Kcalb: You're so warm... Charlie: Actually...that's kinda cute. Nifty: So adorable~! *takes a pic* Husk: Delete that!! Alastor: This is cuddly Kcalb, he will hug whoever is next to him. Angel: No fair! Give him to me Husk! Husk: Do you think I like this!? Kcalb let's go and moves to cuddle Nifty. Nifty: Yay! Cuddle time! Vaggie: This is way too adorable... Alastor: Now in 3...2....1... Kcalb suddenly has tears running down his eyes, making Nifty panic. Nifty: Oh no! What's wrong Kcalb?! Kcalb: *sniff* I-I wanted to bake today...b-but my oven was broken....so all I did was watch stupid dumb soap operas....*continues crying* Nifty: Aw, don't cry! You can use mine! Husk: Let me guess, sad Kcalb? Alastor: Yep! Angel: Aw, come here sweet cheeks. I'll comfort you~!
Kcalb listens and went in Angel's arms, tears forming in his eyes. Angel Dust wraps his arms around Kcalb, enjoying his vulnerable side. Angel: *whispers* Thank you chocolate alcohol.... Vaggie: Don't take advantage of him! Vaggie pulls Kcalb away and pushes him to Charlie. Charlie: There, there Kcalb. I'll help you look for a new oven! Alastor: Now to warn you all, you won't like the next Kcalb. Charlie: What do you-? Kcalb pushes Charlie away and glares at her. Kcalb: Back off. Vaggie: Hey! Don't push her. Kcalb: What are you gonna do about it? I'm already fucking pissed off today, don't make me angrier!!! He punches a wall, taking the whole wall down. Charlie: Oh no! Alastor: Now calm down Kcalb. This is angry Kcalb, he's pretty much angry all the time and likes to destroy things. Alastor summons his shadow thingies and forms a bubble around Kcalb. Kcalb: Let me out of this fucking thing!!! Husk: Wow, remind me not to make him mad. Angel: That's kinda hot. Vaggie: Ew! Seriously! Angel: I have my kinks, don't kink shame me~! Vaggie: You get all the shame in the world!
Kcalb's shouting stops, Alastor summons the bubble away and Kcalb kinda looks normal. His face is just pink now. Charlie: He's calmer....what's the last phase? Alastor: You'll see~! Hey Noir, do you hate me? Kcalb: N-No, I say I'll kill you but I don't mean it. You're one of my closest friends I have.... Alastor: This is truthful Kcalb~! Ask him what you want before he passes out. Nifty: Oh! Who's your favorite out of all of us? Kcalb: I like all of you equally....I think I like Husk and Nifty a bit more though... Angel: What!? Why?! Kcalb: Husk is fun to talk to and he looks like a cat....it makes me want to pet him whenever I see him. Nifty is just adorable, I'm quite fond of cute things.... Husk: No wonder I see him staring at me.... Angel: Would you ever consider dating me Kcalb? Kcalb: I don't mind you Angel, you're fun to talk to when you're not being sexual all the time. Maybe but I'm not looking to date anyone right now. Angel: Damn it! Charlie: Have you ever dated anyone? Kcalb: Not really, I've never been romantically interested with another person. Vaggie: Wait, does that mean you're- Kcalb passes out and Alastor catches him before he hits the ground. Alastor: Times up~! Let's get him a room here and buy him apology gifts. Husk: Why the fuck do we need to do that? Alastor: He remembers what happens when he's drunk, he'll give us the silent treatment tomorrow so you guys better think of something to make him forgive you. It took me two weeks to make him forgive me.
It was the next day, Kcalb woke up being embarrassed and mad of what happened last night. Everyone gave their apologies to Kcalb for making him drunk, they got him apology presents and eventually he forgave them. He only threatened to kill them if they ever speak about his drunk experiences and made sure every pic they took was deleted.
