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Because we jobless and shopping we jopping

smincc
I just got a blanket??? And I didn't order it. Idk where the fuck it came from

bigm
That's interesting-
Where exactly did you get it from?

chicklittle
Lmao it's from a stalker
Watch your back 👀

smincc
Well that would be a nice stalker then
And it was in a package at my doorstep this morning

bigm
Just throw it away or sell it on e-bay

smincc
Nah

It's warm and could imitate human contact.

chicklittle
Lmao

Sad and single bitch

Last week you slapped a barista when he gave you two straws and said you are happy single

bigm
I feel bad for the barista, he just tried to be nice but he got slapped :(

chicklittle
Yes, your cousin is a really bad girl :'(

bigm
I don't know how we are related honestly.

Like look at me, I am such a 
nice guy and she is just pure evil

chicklittle
You are right. She deserves to be slapped as well by him

Somin, he cried

How could you?

smincc
That mf deserved it, he saw i was sitting alone

That was an open attack on me

chicklittle
IT COULD BE HIS FIRST DAY

bigm
EXACTLY SOMIN

chicklittle
MAYBE IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY BACK THEN

HE WAS HAPPY HE WAS GOING TO SPEND HALF OF THAT DAY WITH HIS FRIENDS

bigm
SOMIN, YOU RUINED HIS BIRTHDAY!
:(

chicklittle
YES :'(

OR MAYBE

MAYBE HE DECIDED TO CONFESS THAT DAY

BUT YOU MADE HIM SAD SO HE DECIDED NOT TO

AND HE COULD BE IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP NOW

bigm
OMG THAT'S HORRIBLE. BAD SOMIN

chicklittle
YES

GO APOLOGIZE TO HIM

smincc
What are yall even talking about

I won't alolagize to that asshole

chicklittle
HE GAVE YOU A FREE STRAW

bigm
You can't even spell apologize, you disappointment smh

chicklittle
Damn he right

bigm
Yes, I am always right.

chicklittle
Not when we argue

bigm
Excuse me?

chicklittle
Excuse you?

bigm
You chicken head-

You want to fight me?

chicklittle
... Brian will fight you for sure

bigm
What do you mean? He can't even hurt a fly lmao

chicklittle
So do you

smincc
I SMELL DRAMA

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT-

chicklittle
APOLOGIZE TO THIS GUY

YOU RUINED HIS LIFE

smincc
Yeah, sure

You're so overdramatic lol

bigm
Just apologize Somin

smincc
Ugh, whatever

chicklittle
Do it

smincc
I was gonna do it actually and i just said that. But now i won't just vecause u told me to.

bigm
I can't with you Somin-

chicklittle
You are so uneducated

smincc
You are so annoying

chicklittle
And so mean

I'm leaving

bigm
Me too

It's time for my exercise anyways

chicklittle
A muscular bitch

Go away

bigm
Thank you, I take that as a compliment

Bye
Seen by everyone

sammantha
I THOUGHT IT WAS SUNGJIN'S HOUSE

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Thanks to SUNGSHINEZ for helping in writing this chapter ♡

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