Commentary Crew Oneshots/imagines

Prompts

39. "It's late. You shouldn't be walking home alone in the dark. You could.. stay here tonight.."

40. We were pretending to be lovers but I'm not pretending anymore and I need to know if you feel the same.

41. This wasn't supposed to be a date but we've had such a good time and it's 2 AM and you walked me home and.. wow, your lips look soft.

42. "You should totally pretend to propose to me. We can see if someone in the restaurant gives us free drinks."

43. "So many things went wrong in my life, but the one thing that went right was you."

44. "I have to go, don't you dare follow me."

45. "Don't you dare touch her!"

46. "If you cry I'm gonna cry and you know how much I hate crying in public."

47. "Why can't you just look me in the eyes for one goddamn second!"

48. "Stop teasing me, fuck!"

49. "Do you want to continue this in the bedroom?"

50.  "Why don't you come closer and find out?"

51. "If i start, I won't be able to control myself."

52. "You know, there wasn't a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in."

53. Everyone shares their BDSM test results and yours start make him curious

54. "Lock the door"

55. "Stop biting your lip, you know that drives me crazy."

56. "So we're not gonna talk about you wearing that? And right infront of me?"

57. "I'm too sober for this."

58. "I haven't been this drunk in ages!"

59. "You have no idea how much I want you."

60. "Don't be so rough. There can't be any marks."

61. "I don't want to be saved."

62. "I'm sick of being alone all the damn time."

63.  "I could be your reason to stay."

64. You're shy at first, but I do the stupidest things when you get comfortable with someone.

65. "I drink to forget, but I always remember."

66. "I wish I can ignore you like you ignore me."

67. "Technically, I'm single. But my heart is taken by someone I can't have."

68. "Do you think you can keep quiet for me?"

69. "You think I'm letting you off that easy? Just wait until we get home."

70. "You better hold onto something."

71. "You want me to go so hard that you forget your fucking name?"

72. "If you raise your hand a little higher, you'll feel that I'm not wearing any panties."

73. "I don't want them. I want you."

74. "Stop looking at me like that."

75. "You're coming with me. Right now."

76. "Is that all you got?"

77. "I saw on your Amazon wishlist you wanted a dildo. You know I got a dick, right?"

78. "Make me"

79. "I'd keep quiet unless you want to get caught"

80. "Like what you see?"

81. "Don't act so innocent, I saw your search history"

82. "I need you"

83. "I could make you feel better than that toy"

84. "Oh bite me." - "Where?"

85. "I sleep naked"

86. "Have you never been touched like this before?"

87. "What do you mean you've never cum from sex?"

88. A game of never have I ever

89. "I didn't know your nipples were so sensitive "

90. Loser has to give the other a lap dance

91. "Pay attention to me or I'll make you"

92. "Can you help me with the zipper?"

93. "Stop holding back I'm not going to break"

94. "Keep your legs open or you'll be punished"

95. "The cuffs stay on, until I say otherwise."

96. "Only if you use your tongue."

97. "I want to be the only one you feel."

98. "Just shut up and get inside of me already!"

99. "Crap. I sent a nude pic to the wrong person."

100. We're coming back from a party in a group and we're all squished together in a little taxi and there's not enough seats so you're laying across everyone in the back and somehow your head ends up directly in my lap

101. You are definitely drunk-texting the wrong number but I'm bored so I'm gonna keep this going for a while

102. All our friends are drunk.

103. "You're drunk! And we're enemies!"

104. You're very drunk at a party. He helps you but you pass out and he has no idea where you live and ends up taking you back to his house and putting you to bed while he sleeps on the couch.

105. Someone spiked the eggnog/punch

106. Either you or the both of you got drunk at a wine tasting

107. "I will now throw up, so I won't die."

108. She raised her shot glass in the air, followed by the table surrounding her, as they hollered off unison. "Tequila!"

109. You all go out to a club

110. "Are you really judging me?"
"You're eating three-day old birthday cake for 4pm breakfast."

111. You both refuse to lose a game of chicken

112. A gentle kiss that quickly descends into passion, with little regard for what's going on around you.

113. Our mutual friend apparently has been waiting for us to get together and so they're very angry/disappointed/upset when they find out that the reason we kissed last night was because we were black-out drunk

114. "you're so fucking hot when you're mad"

115. You play a drinking game and you all get a little too drunk

116. Your mutual friend orchestrates a plan involving a classic game of truth or dare to finally get you two together

117. Drunken truth or dare

118. Spin the bottle

119. A complicated friends with benefits relationship (+jealousy?)

120. Enemies/rivals that everyone ships

121. One night stand

122. You're the only reason I'm staying at a mutual friends party