Universe P-3

5

(A/N: Alyss is wearing the GLaDOS inspired outfit, while Alica is wearing the Sonic The Hedgehog inspired outfit.)

Slender: *making pancakes* Toby, don't think about it.
Alyss: You like making pancakes, don't you, Tall Guy?
Alica: *eating pancakes* Yum!
Slender: Yes. I also see why Offender like you. You two would be amazing friends.
Alyss: Aah, so you're encouraging him, now?
Slender: No.
Alyss: Uh, huh. Okay.
Offender: I heard my name.~~
Alyss: 'Sup.
Alica: *leaves with pancakes*
Slender: ALYSS! OFFENDER! STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!
Alyss: Aww...
Slender: What was that about encouraging him?
Alyss: Yo momma.
Jeff: Shut up.
Alyss: *sticks tongue out at Jeff*
Toby: *Steals Alica's pancakes*
Alica: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff: Alyss. No.
Alyss: Make me.
Offender: Invite me to the wedding.~~
Alyss: You sound like me.
Jeff: How alike you two are terrifies me.
Alyss: Really?!~
Jeff: No.
Alyss: Aww...~
Alica: *attacking Toby*
Masky: *shows up to defend Toby*
Alyss, Jeff, and Offender: *flirting with each other*
Slender: Dear Lord.
Alica: *steals Toby's jacket* This is for my pancakes!! *runs out* *hides in room*
Masky: I'll get your jacket back, Toby! *runs after Alica*
Slender: As much as this is entertaining me, you need to stop. Offender. Offender! OFFENDER! NO!
Offender: Aww...~~
Alyss: You and Demon would be amazing together.
Offender: Who's Demon?~~
Alyss: A demon I met a few years back.
Offender: Aah...~~
Jeff: So...
Alyss: "So" what?
Jeff: ...Nothing...
Alyss: Are you being shy?~
Offender: I think he is.~~
Jeff: Stop it.
Alyss: Aww...~
Offender: You're cute when you're all hot and flustered.~~
Alyss: And you are now a confirmed pansexual.
Offender: *le gasp* You noticed!~~
Alyss: Yeah.~
Jeff: Dude...
Alyss: What?~
Jeff: Nothing.
Alyss and Offender: *looks at Jeff awkwardly*
Jeff: *hugs Alyss and refuses to let go*
Alyss: Uh... Jeff?
Jeff: I'm not letting go, you flirt.
Alyss: Should I take that as a complement?
Offender: I think you should.~~
Alica: *walks in wearing Toby's jacket* Heyo! What I miss?
Offender: I think it's safe to assume they are now in a relationship.~~
Alyss: Hmm?
Jeff: He said that we're a thing.
Alyss: I actually wouldn't mind.
Jeff: So... *looks at Alyss, still holding on* We are a thing?
Alyss: You tell me.~
Jeff: Oh, we are definitely a thing.~
Offender: Kiss.~~
Alica: I ship it!~ *thinks of shipnames*
Offender: *pushes Jeff so that him and Alyss end up kissing*
Jeff and Alyss: *making out*
Alica: *took more pancakes because she tied up Toby, Masky, and Hoodie in the basement* Go get a room, you two!~
Jeff: *drags Alyss to his room*
Alica: *eating pancakes with Offender*
Offender: That went well.~~
Alica: Yep!~ Very well!~