Okay, as promised:
-Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas (hmh, don't we all want that?) ... And woke up in a box. (Did you guess? LOL - or maybe not :D)
-We are best friends. And remeber that if you fall, I will pick you up.
After I finish laughing...
-*On a Thank you card*:
Friendship is like pissing your pants
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth
Thanks you for being the piss in my pants
*Gee, thanks!*
-He say: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it."
Her respons: "You wear pants, don't you?"
Smart girl...
-Hardest job Ever:
Well, what are you think? Guess!!
Btw, for those of you who don't really get the picture at the side, it's Justin Bieber at the bottom.
To be continued
-Melis
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FanfictionFunny quotes and so on... (*Guy sitting by his computer, sees something funny* "Hilarious! I'll comment 'LOL' so they know I laughed"...) I haven't made any of them myself and have no credit, only for writing it down on "paper" :) Hope you enjoy! -M...
