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i. do you like someone? — my options are shit,,, I lust for some but crush for none.
ii. do they like you back? — n u
iii. middle name? — middle names? we don't talk about those.
iv. single or taken? — in a stable relationship with my plants and lack of self esteem
v. girl best friend? — she's called 'non existent but much needed' — if you're a girl please I need friends, all the girls I know want to get to know me so they can either hang one of my mates or they're doing a weird 'see you boyfriend material or not' thing or sjsbeunaisjsjssj
vi. guy best friend? — honestly I'm going to be uncomfortably emotional and say all my friends lowkey treat me terribly but that's ok,,, I have one friend who has his flaws but he did give me food after I texted him saying I had none so-
vii. fav otp? — I have too many: - reddie - evak - merthur - stormpilot - scorbus - newtmas - peter & mj - and a thousand others I can't think of but still love a lot - yes, these are mostly all gay. I'm only a bit sorry.
viii. last person you texted? — my brother about grocery things! — he's a massive dickhead but I still love him even if he's a Fucking Rat. — seriously what kind of brother spits in your face? — mine because he apparently lives in feudal England or some shit. — who the hell even spits in people's faces anymore??? is it even a thing???? ??????
ix. last song you listened to? — god knows I tried, lana del rey
x. battery percentage? — 94%. I'm charging it right now :3
xi. lock screen? — I change my lock screen so much weep
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xii. reason you made a wattpad account? — who knows? — the neighbours scruffy cat. she knows.
xiii. birth date? — ?????
( also if I'm off it's because I haven't slept in a Long Time because parker is a Big Dumb )
