LMAO, I WAS ABOUT TO WRITE THIS BUT THEN I REALIZED I HAVE IRL FRIENDS WHO READ THIS
So HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I'LL ONLY GIVE YOU HALF THE STORY
*ahem*
WE WERE IN MATH AND WE HAD A SUB BUT HE'S A BITCH.
ANYWAY ME AND MY FRINEDS ARE TALKING ABOUT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AND SHIT AND ONE OF MY FRIENDS SAYS, "LOOK BEHIND YOU CHELSEA"
I TURN AROUND AND NO ONE IS THERE SO I TURN THE OTHER WAY AND THERE IS THE FUCKING SUB AND HE'S BENT OVER HELPING A STUDENT AND HIS ASS IS IN MY FACE.
WORSE PART IS HIS PANTS ARE DEADASS HALF DOWN AND HIS SHIRT IS UP SO YOU CAN SEE ALL HIS PROMINENT BACK HAIR AND IM JUST eWWWWWw
SO I FALL OFF MY CHAIR, HIDE BEHIND ONE OF MY FRIENDS CHAIRS AND I'M SO DONE I GET UP AND LEAVE THE TABLE WHILE MY FRIENDS ARE CACKLING AND IM FUCKING SCARRED.
KILL ME.
