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Rachel: I'm going to explain it in 5 words. *pause* I am only half elf.

*slience*

Rachel: Next one. Oh, and you guys are getting really good at this so only 3 more questions.

Keefe: That's it!?!? You aren't going to say anything else about being half elf???

Rachel: Anyone? Anything else?

Keefe: Hey! Don't ignore me!

Biana: When are you going to take us the long way?

Rachel: Maybe in a thousand years?

Biana: Do we REALLY have to wait that long?

Rachel: I'm kidding! I'll say it when it's about the right time.

Biana: *roll eyes* The right time.

Fitz: Can I say something? Is "the right time" going to take forever?

Rachel: I can't really say anything, but yeah.

Tam: Question, what is the other half if you're half elf?

Rachel: Do I have to answer this?

Tam: You DID say you'll answer everything.

Keefe: And you WILL have to say everything eventually. And when I said everything, I meant EVERYTHING.

Rachel: Fiiiiiiiine. It's that― It's going to be confusing.

Linh: None of us really care if it gets weird anyway.

Tam: It's already pretty weird.

Dex: How can it even get any weirder?

Rachel: It just can. I'm half witch.

Everyone except Rachel: !!

Sophie: As in witch from Harry Potter?

Rachel: Yup!

Sophie: *sucks breath* Omg! Really??? Can you use magic!?

Rachel: That's how I write down what everyone says!

Sophie: Rachel, you HAVE to show us different spells later!

Dex: Ok, this got into a whole other level of weird.

Tam: I agree.

Linh: I thought magic wasn't real.

Fitz: It shouldn't be...

Biana: I guess we can't really judge anything anymore.

Sophie: Can you do the patronus spell!

Fitz: The what?

Sophie: The patronus spell! It's super famous! 

Rachel: But hard. 

Sophie: Can you do it right now?

Rachel: I can but maybe later, and I can still answer one more question. Who wants to go!

Everyone: Me! *hand shoots into the air*

Dex: Can I go! I have a really good question!

Fitz: Same with me! But I know I have a better one!

Tam: I can go because I won't mess up the question.

Linh: Can I? I was the one who asked for this whole thing.

Sophie: But I know the most about witches and wizards.

Biana: I should be able to go because I haven't really asked a question yet. 

Dex, Fitz, Tam, Linh and Sophie: You did ask a question!

Biana: It didn't count as one.

*everyone starts debating on who should use the last question*

Keefe: *walks towards Rachel and shouts over everyone* KNOCK KNOCK!

Everyone except Rachel and Keefe: *turns to Keefe* Keefe!!!!!

Rachel: Who's there?

Everyone except Rachel and Keefe: mouth hangs open 

Keefe: You know.

Rachel: You know who?

Keefe: Avada Kedavra!

Sophie: !!

Everyone except Rachel, Sophie and Keefe: WHY DID YOU USE OUR LAST CHANCE ON THIS STUPID QUESTION!!

Sophie: You still remembered this!

Rachel: How do you know this?

Keefe: Sophie told me about some of the human stories like this one, Harry Potter.

Fitz: You still should have asked a better question instead of this― what even is this?

Sophie: A knock knock joke.

Rachel: I really want to ask Keefe what else he knows, but for now I have to go. Bye guys! *leaps away*

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