Rachel: I'm going to explain it in 5 words. *pause* I am only half elf.
*slience*
Rachel: Next one. Oh, and you guys are getting really good at this so only 3 more questions.
Keefe: That's it!?!? You aren't going to say anything else about being half elf???
Rachel: Anyone? Anything else?
Keefe: Hey! Don't ignore me!
Biana: When are you going to take us the long way?
Rachel: Maybe in a thousand years?
Biana: Do we REALLY have to wait that long?
Rachel: I'm kidding! I'll say it when it's about the right time.
Biana: *roll eyes* The right time.
Fitz: Can I say something? Is "the right time" going to take forever?
Rachel: I can't really say anything, but yeah.
Tam: Question, what is the other half if you're half elf?
Rachel: Do I have to answer this?
Tam: You DID say you'll answer everything.
Keefe: And you WILL have to say everything eventually. And when I said everything, I meant EVERYTHING.
Rachel: Fiiiiiiiine. It's that― It's going to be confusing.
Linh: None of us really care if it gets weird anyway.
Tam: It's already pretty weird.
Dex: How can it even get any weirder?
Rachel: It just can. I'm half witch.
Everyone except Rachel: !!
Sophie: As in witch from Harry Potter?
Rachel: Yup!
Sophie: *sucks breath* Omg! Really??? Can you use magic!?
Rachel: That's how I write down what everyone says!
Sophie: Rachel, you HAVE to show us different spells later!
Dex: Ok, this got into a whole other level of weird.
Tam: I agree.
Linh: I thought magic wasn't real.
Fitz: It shouldn't be...
Biana: I guess we can't really judge anything anymore.
Sophie: Can you do the patronus spell!
Fitz: The what?
Sophie: The patronus spell! It's super famous!
Rachel: But hard.
Sophie: Can you do it right now?
Rachel: I can but maybe later, and I can still answer one more question. Who wants to go!
Everyone: Me! *hand shoots into the air*
Dex: Can I go! I have a really good question!
Fitz: Same with me! But I know I have a better one!
Tam: I can go because I won't mess up the question.
Linh: Can I? I was the one who asked for this whole thing.
Sophie: But I know the most about witches and wizards.
Biana: I should be able to go because I haven't really asked a question yet.
Dex, Fitz, Tam, Linh and Sophie: You did ask a question!
Biana: It didn't count as one.
*everyone starts debating on who should use the last question*
Keefe: *walks towards Rachel and shouts over everyone* KNOCK KNOCK!
Everyone except Rachel and Keefe: *turns to Keefe* Keefe!!!!!
Rachel: Who's there?
Everyone except Rachel and Keefe: mouth hangs open
Keefe: You know.
Rachel: You know who?
Keefe: Avada Kedavra!
Sophie: !!
Everyone except Rachel, Sophie and Keefe: WHY DID YOU USE OUR LAST CHANCE ON THIS STUPID QUESTION!!
Sophie: You still remembered this!
Rachel: How do you know this?
Keefe: Sophie told me about some of the human stories like this one, Harry Potter.
Fitz: You still should have asked a better question instead of this― what even is this?
Sophie: A knock knock joke.
Rachel: I really want to ask Keefe what else he knows, but for now I have to go. Bye guys! *leaps away*
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