Dear diary,
I have been living on this island for about a year now. I have named it Pie's Pieland. Appropriate name I think.
My own chain of Red Rooster stores is thriving. Now I can eat chicken whenever I feel like it. No more cravings. It's great. I live with mostly chickens, but there's also some meerkats. They are pretty cool.
As for Richard Pieker, I never saw him again. I can only hope that he found his way back home, or made a new one for himself. I miss him sometimes, but I'm doing ok.
It's a shame really, that Pi from that awful movie never made the decision to stay on the island. Come to think of it, I don't even know if any of the things he did on his so called adventure were real.
Mine were very real, and I enjoyed every minute of them.
WHAATT IS THAT?!
I think it's a stampede...
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Life Of Pie
HumorFirst book in my 'Boring Movies Made Interesting' series. Pie has just watched a really bad movie called Life Of Pi and he found it really boring. Join Pie as he goes on his own adventure, rewrites the story and makes everything more interesting. *T...
