Yes! I want to be him
Quill
Are you gonna tell me he's from the greatest movie of all time?
Peter
Of course not. These majestic creatures are though
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Peter, that's from Frozen 2, you dumbass
And I know for a fact you're referring to the first Frozen movie
Drax
Why is one of them white with a orange nose
Nebula
It's a carrot and that is a snowman
Mantis
But how could snow be a man?
Gamora
Mantis, never change
Thor
Oh, look at that. It's more Olaf
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Nebula
...nice
I think you mean n(ice)
Nebula
I can and will stab you
A little stabby never killed nobody
Thor
Yes it [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ing has
Shut up, dad
Peter
Oof, sister snapped
Groot
I am Groot
Quill
No, Groot, we don't know what that means
Drax
The pirate angel is your father?
Biologically, no
Spiritually, yes
Thor
You're lucky I love you
My heart❤️
Peter
Tony never tells me that he loves me 😔
Yes he [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ing do
Nebula
Tell Tony hi for me
Thor
He says he misses you
Nebula
His heart is too soft. He'll die
He has no heart because once he threatened to kill me. Actually, that has happened multiple times
Nebula
Wait, are you the one that calls him Toe Knee?
HE GOSSIPS ABOUT ME?! Awww
Peter
What about me?!
Nebula
He cried about you
Peter
Neat
Gamora
That's depressing
I bet Tony cries about how much I annoy him
Thor
He does. I heard him once
Neat
Drax
How is that neat?
Groot
I am Groot
Drax
I still do not understand
Rocket
That's because you're a moron
ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ [s(ᴘ)ᴀ(ᴄᴇ)]ɴᴅᴡʜɪᴄʜ🚀💫
A token to remember us by
Mantis
I don't get it
Peter
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Mantis
I still don't get it
Drax
Are they not Terran?
Quill
I'm pretty sure they are
Don't question my king, Gordon Ramsay
Groot
I am Groot!
Rocket
You're right, Quill is an idiot sandwich
Quill
Hey!
Gamora
...
Peter
Betrayed by your girlfriend. How do you feel now, inferior Peter
Quill
Like an idiot sandwich...
Space gang rise up!!
Thor
🙌🙌
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