Groot
I am GrootUh, what'd he say
I don't speak Groot yetQuill
Hell no, I'm the superior Peter because I'm olderPeter
YOU THINK FOOTLOOSE IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADEThor
He said helloWild. Thanks Thor!
Drax
It's the pirate angelQuill
THATS BECAUSE IT IS, YOU PESKPeter
YOUR OPINION IS INVALIDGamora
Inferior Peter, shut upQuill
But babe he's insulting meShould I tell him?
Rocket
Go ahead, human girlOk then...
HEY, INFERIOR PETER! YOU'RE ALREADY INSULTING YOURSELF BY CALLING YOURSELF STAR-LORDQuill
How could you, random Earth girl that I have never met nor heard of beforeNebula
She's rightGroot
I am GrootThor
It's true, you did insult yourself when you tried to imitate meHello everyone, I have a name. Please use it
Quill
I refuseGamora
I'll go back to being dead if you continue acting like thatNebula
Dump his assMantis
Hi!! 😊😊Pure
Drax
How can one be pure? There are microorganisms all aroundPeter
ObliviousGroot
I am GrootRocket
No, we're not going to turn around and head toward Terra so you can meet (Y/n)Aw I want to meet you too, Groot
I want to be a tree whispererPeter
Like the LoraxMantis
Is he another Avenger?Peter
Nah. He's this snazzy little orange dude
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