"I see that, don't ever teach yourself anything else." I ended up laughing, Tichina looked like her feelings were hurt.
"You know what both of y'all ain gotta drink it."
"Trust me we won't." I said while she cut her eyes at me
"Can you cook?" Toni asked rinsing her mouth out
"Yea—."
"No she can't, don't even believe that Toni."
"I'm really bout to put yo ass up for adoption. You ate my food though."
"Tichina I'm crazy but Ian crazy enough to put that junk in me. I gave it to your dog."
"You know what don't come to my house expecting for me to feed yo black ass."
"Tichina honey come to my place I'll give you some cooking lessons. My momma always told me you wanna keep a man you gotta learn how to cook."
"She didn't lie, I'll be over tonight at 8."
"Sounds good, wanna join Ms. Jackson."
"Sure after we get done with OT."
"Ok."
"So lunch you ready?"
"Let me grab my purse."
"Toni I thought you had all this."
"Aye don't rush her China."
"Why cause you love to see her walk away."
"Man get out my face." I pushed her out the way as she just laughed.
"You like her don't you?"
"No I don't. How ima like somebody who just got here."
"Hmm let's see Janet...she's very eye appealing, her personality, she's smart a hard worker. I mean once again she is eye appealing I bet your feigning just to get a taste. All I'm gonna say is don't play with her, I mean that is if you do like her."
"I don't so gone bout your business."
"Ok now I'm ready Tichina."
"Good."
"Want something back Ms.Jackson?" Toni asked with a sweet smile that I couldn't say no to.
"Sure I'll take a—"
"A Caesar salad with a blackberry lemonade." Tichina and I both looked at her.
"How you—."
"Toni where you come from cause no other assistant got that correct after the first week."
"I just listen real well." She smiled yet again, Tichina leaned over to whisper in my ear.
"See she's-."
