'Twas a farm. A big farm. Where lived a pig. A big pig. A very big pig, indeed.
It had a nose with two wet nostrils and two eyes and a mouth. Coloured a shade of piggy pink, with oinking noises coming out of its face, it was very clearly a pig. But some people did not think that da pig was a pig. They thought he was something else entirely.
Now this is where this story gets interesting. Go away little childpeoples or scaredy-pants grown ups. Leave now if you feel you may wet your pants. This part of the story will reveal a dangerous truth about the world we live in that may break the too-weak-of-mind. Nope, still here? Okay, back to the story.
The animals on the farm all believed that Andreas the pig was not a pig at all, but a dangerous being that has found its way to the world. They believed Andreas was an unpig.
"Unpig", a simple 5-letter-word, but one that will send child and adult alike screaming for mercy if they know its true meaning. On earth, we have pigs - simple creatures that most eat as pork. But below the ground, deep beneath the soil, lie the unpigs.
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