Me and my brain.

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My brain: wait
Me: what?
My brain: what if mad eye moody survived and got to be, like this awkward cranky old grandpa for teddy lupin.
Me: oh no
My brain: because tonks will ask him
Me: NooOO
My brain: and just imagine Alastor Moody giving a crying infant rambling lectures on the defensive merits of tactical silence
Me: Nooo Ooooo
My brain: and using his magical eye to check under the bed for monsters because teddy asked him to
Me: Nooo Noo
My brain: And being a complete grump and refusing to have a cup of tea from lupin or tonks but when teddy offers him anything he always takes it and gives everyone a look daring them to say something about it.
Me: oh Gods NO
my brain: and saying inappropriately scary things to teddy and tonks just shaking her head and moody just looks at teddy and winks and the boy giggles and changes his hair to match Moody's and tries to wink back and-
Me: WHO TOLD YOU THIS WAS OKAY? THIS IS NOT OKAY.

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