WHAT?!? EVEN MORE RANDOMNESS YOU SAY?

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 OH MY FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD! MORE RANDOMNESS?!?! and if yer wondering yes i am the nerd of the school 

-LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUN! DID YOU SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS?

-OMG read 'Eragon' and i will like love you 4ever! 

-i am soooo mad right now in 'inheritance' I'm like "HECK YEAH!!!!!" when i read they kiss then hes all like "I have to leave because of the dragons" and then I'm like "NOOOOOO!!!!! MARRY HER! HAVE KIDS! THEN RAISE DRAGONS!" then he just flys off and I'm like "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU CHRISTOPHER PAOLINI!" jk i wont kill him but i may go yell at him.

-"Your life could depend on this. Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and your dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck." the 10th doctor. 

-i cried when Amy died.

-OK one quick question. if a llama walks up to a potato and asks 'can i eat you?' the potato will most likely say no. if that llama was Niall Horan and that potato was you, would you say no?

-i love how Ken is like 7 in PPGZ but he gives out info on how to handle your love life

-ok so in reading one day my friend (who is totally obsessed with One Direction) has this folder. in class we're supposed to write about something that we have in our possession right now. now my friend being the biggest 1D fan in the world whips out her folder and pulls out a 1D poster. the funny thing is that the teacher makes the comment "tomorrow i am bringing my 1D folder! although its more like a binder" 

-if i have 20 ice cubes and you have 12 pancakes then how many hats can you fit in your pants?

-i want to go into a restaurant with all black clothes on and say "FREEZE! hand over all yer cookies and you may not get harmed."

-how the heck are mermaids made?!?! 

-think about this: fish have sex in the water you drink

-click on external link above

-oh and don't blink :D

-OMG CLOSE YER EYES THE WEEPING ANGEL IS INSIDE YOUUUU!

-if Zayn was a weeping angel would you let him feed off your energy?

OK my pandas this is short i know! but my awesomeness can only go so far in one day. so yep live long and prosper my pandas!

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