-go to a pet store and buy bird seed and ask the store clerk how long it takes for birds to grow
-when someone talks on a p.c. thingy look up and the sky with tears in your eyes and say verrry loudly "GOD!?!? IS THAT YOU!?!?"
-shout "HEY STUPID!" in a crowded store and see how many people turn around
-stand outside of walmart and yell at people "WELCOME TO NARNIA!"
-outside a store stand with a freind and pretend to talk about something and when someone passes by stop talking and stare at that person and yell (with friend) "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU STALKER!!?!?"
-The following sentence is true. The previous sentance is false.
-find 'n' in the phrase : mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
-ok so I have a skit that I came up with spontaniously so here it it
Niall: Nando's!
Me: Marry me!
Niall:What?
M: Um....Nothing.....
N: .........
M: Potato!
N: Random jumping!
M/N: *jumping*
M: *falls on top of Niall* Oh my gosh sorry!
N: Awww! You're falling for me!
M: Awww! You just admited you like me!
N: Awww!
M: Awww!
Potato: Potato!
N: Potato!
M: Potato!
Random Person: Potato!
N: Marry me!
M: Yes!
N: JK! Too fast.
M: *crying*
N: Why are you crying?
M: Because you said you were joking!
N: What????
Potato: You monster!
N: Butt out of this potato!
M: *still crying*
N: I'll go out with you if you stop crying.
M: ok
N: Yay!
M: Yay!
Random Person: What am I? Chopped liver?
M: *shoots random person* Shut up.
N: Yay! Now go kill Harry.
M: Gasp! But ok!
*several minuts later*
N: Now bow down to me Harreh!
Harry: ok *bows down to Niall*
M: Well that was easy.
H: Ha! You fools! I have called Zayn and he has awesome powers! Muahahahahaha!
M: Gasp! But Niall has someone better, Louis! *Louis and Zayn jump out of nowhere*
Zayn: Prepare to die!
Louis: Ha! You make me laugh!
Zayn/Louis' fight: * Zayn tries to sing Louis to sleep but he is invonerable. Then Louis blinds Zayn with pure Awesomeness and Sassiness!*
Zayn: My eyes!
H: Nooooo!
*Liam walks in*
Liam: What the?......
H: Liam! Attack Louis!
N: NO! Attack Harry!
Louis: Hazza!
Harry: BooBear!
*Louis and Harry run at eachother and hug*
Harry: I love you Louis!
Louis: I love you too Harry!
N: Haha! I've finnally made you admitt your feelings! Larry is real!
M: Wow, this is crazy.
Potato: Yeah you're telling me, I can talk!
M: Niall potato!
N: Yummy potato! Me hungry! *runs after potato*
Random Person (zombie): Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnsssssssss!!!!!!!!
M: Welp..... Th-thats all folks!
Liam: What just happened?
And........... scene! So thats how equestria was made! Come back later and maybe I can tell you a 1D skit!
A/N- Sorry again how short is was I was preping for a contest thingy for piano and got sucked away from wattpad for a bit and I think I was suffering from withdrawl so yeah..... Well hope you enjoyed meh update (hehe George on the side :3 I <3 Lovestruck derpy!). do the usual, update fan comment (and marry Niall Horan nothing out of the ordinary) So PEACE AND LIVE LONG AND PROSPER MEH PANDAS! :3
-Ray-ray :3 <3
