Peach and Mario aren't together because Peach is a grumpy smoker and Mario is a freaking pervert.
(I'm sorry lmaoo)
If you ever compare ness to sans he'll get pissed.
The inklings work at kfc
All of the animal characters talk
(I'm talking about characters like duckhunt, Isabelle, etc not animal characters that can already talk)
Daisy is buff and works out a lot
Little Mac and Incineroar are best friends and hate Ken
(Vice versa with Ken)
Bowser is a 10/10 dad
Ryu is actually really nice when you get to know him.
Rosalina is a mom friend and will give you advice on anything if you need it.
Plautena is an alcoholic
Richter has a horror YouTube channel that's similar to Chills.
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SSBU Headcannons
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